sunday bollicks

we want torres to be the new ronaldo and we're also in for silva, shhhhhhhhhhhright ya.

we are; you heard it here secondly....

Originally Posted by Cheesesof Nazareth

we are; you heard it here secondly....

well perhaps silva but torres? no chance, but it would be funny as £#%&! if we were to, could you imagine the meltdown

Originally Posted by rebelcountyred

we want torres to be the new ronaldo and we're also in for silva, shhhhhhhhhhhright ya.

We probably do want Ladyboy, but no way will it happen tbh. With Ronnie on his way it'll be a long summer with every man and his dog linked

Originally Posted by rebelcountyred

well perhaps silva but torres? no chance, but it would be funny as £#%&! if we were to, could you imagine the meltdown

sorry I actually think I was dreaming of signing him of the murderers... as you say; would be funny as £#%&!...

should have signed him 2 years ago...

Be great if we did bid for him, Torres admitting he would move and then we pull out.

Like us and Heinze, his club would then have no choice but to sell him on elsewhere.

Pizza faced rat eating scouse @#%&!.

This isn't Sunday %@#$&!s, this is actual truth.

Villa's deal to Madrid has broken down, Llorente the new Valencia president hates Madrid and when they offered 25m euros + Negredo(who madrid value at 18m euros) they cut off all talks.

Would be brilliant if we got in there, I know Rhodzy would go berserk.

BTW, He is an Asturian who doesnt give a toss about Madrid, he prefers to stay at Valencia but would go wherever that gives most money to stricken Valencia.

Would annoy Madrid no end, would get us a 30 goals a season player...get it done.

City will be fuming we have 100 mill to spend and are keeping their official manchester city summer quiet

Originally Posted by History

City will be fuming we have 100 mill to spend and are keeping their official manchester city summer quiet

city will get in the news again by spending £30m plus on someone worth less than £20m. Tevez, probably. Or they'll offer £90m for Messi just to out-do Ronaldo before being told to piss off. They'll probably do both. Followed by signing two Brazilians who you'll never hear of again.

hahahahahaha

Torres!! yeah £#%&!ing right. Like they'd EVER sell him to us. ffs.


Sunday express.

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is planning to use some of the £80m raised by the sale of Cristiano Ronaldo to launch a shock raid for Liverpool striker Fernando Torres.

Originally Posted by Whalefish

On a bench outside Manchester airport. YHIHF.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

hahahahahaha

Torres!! yeah £#%&!ing right. Like they'd EVER sell him to us. ffs.


Sunday express.

We should offer them 60 million and get them to throw in Stevie G and Alonso too.

Weaken our nearest rivals, whilst strengthening our reservers no end.

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showpo...12&postcount=8

And it looks like Forlan has been signed

He was mentioned in Marca as an alternative to David Villa this morning(they are very reliable now Perez has men in there)...

I actually really like Diego so its a pity if it gets confirmed but i'd much rather they got him than Villa. We really should try our luck now.

Originally Posted by gedthemull

We probably do want Ladyboy, but no way will it happen tbh. With Ronnie on his way it'll be a long summer with every man and his dog linked

Could do a job imo.

Part 3

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...5875-21441262/



Mirror are one of the more well sourced papers for United news...

Originally Posted by Aloe Blacc

Part 3

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...5875-21441262/



Mirror are one of the more well sourced papers for United news...

Tbh mate that article is complete %@#$&!s. Lazy journalism.

Yep, player wants to stay in Spain. If Madrid dont do a u turn then Barca should probably find some compromise with Valencia as he HAS to be sold this summer.

Then again, Llorente the old valencia president thats returned this month, was the same bloke who forced Mendiate to Lazio when Madrid wanted him, he hates Madrid wiht a passion so probably wants a bigger offer from them than other teams.

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

Tbh mate that article is complete %@#$&!s. Lazy journalism.

Aloee Blacc = Lazy posting though tbf.


Although that is a bit of a case of the pot calling the kettle Blacc.

Originally Posted by Dueling Banjos

Could do a job imo.

phil drabble, top boy