Michael Owen has been a naughty boy

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...-owen-24356692

Father-of-four Owen is said to have:

Asked for nude pics, said “leave nothing to the imagination” – and told Rebecca he had viewed one image 65 times.

Suggested they meet up at the races.

Been intrigued by her physique – and asked if her breasts were “falsies”.

Bragged people think he’s “an angel” until they
meet him.

even when attempting to have an illicit affair he’s an absolute dullard.

leave nothing to the imagination

He doesn't have one

A natural beauty

https://www.instagram.com/p/CK9nVouDQfq/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJsrJViDDbh/

Horror

I was more interested in, in that top pic, that her chair was a yawning dinosaur

State of her carpet.

Originally Posted by andyroo

He doesn't have one

“Tremendous by the way.” - think I prefer his football punditry

Falsies

Originally Posted by AK14

Falsies

He’s such a @#%&! isn’t he

£#%&!ing falsies has killed me

Hahahaha

This is perfect. On every level.

What a £#%&!ing gimp

I'll have 20 pictures please and I'll judge them.

Absolute savant.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Hahahaha

This is perfect. On every level.

What a £#%&!ing gimp

Knew this day would come...

Shit guy, shit £#%&!ing family man.... Fraud.

Falsies

hate him, hope this results in his life falling about #3-3

"falsies" ffs

only that cretin would beg nudes off that utter swamp donkey as well

Originally Posted by Sparky***

"falsies" ffs

only that cretin would beg nudes off that utter swamp donkey as well

She's £#%&!ing HANGING !!!
(RESPECT WOMEN)

Minus the ronseal...

Originally Posted by tatty

State of her carpet.

What about her feet?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

What about her feet?

Stink of onions

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

£#%&!ing falsies has killed me

asked if her breasts were “falsies”

I read that in his £#%&!ing voice. That alone is 100% proof this is real. ( ironically)