OFFICIAL: Van Gaal Press Conference - 4pm

Woodward not got the balls to sack him and sends him out alone hoping he resigns? Surely not...

What a £#%&!ing guy. LVGs red & white Army!!!

when stoke beat us, he'll be sacked the next day. If he thinks £#%&!ing fergie n gill have got his back, he's naive.

Originally Posted by naes_sean

wants apology

Top man

“You have to stick by facts and when I get calls off Alex Ferguson, David Gill, and Ed Woodward because you are creating something that’s not good.
“I wish you a Merry Christmas and also maybe a Happy New Year when I see you. Enjoy the wine and a mince pie. Good bye.”

Like that scene from The Office when Brent kicks out that guy who makes the "up her tunnel" remark

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Van gaal

Originally Posted by Switching Off

£#%&!ing hell

Originally Posted by Switching Off

If only the football was as good as he off the field. Getting pissed up, having a proper laugh at the awards ceremony, not £#%&!ing about in the pressers - he's almost perfect for me.

On the field though - £#%&! me.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

£#%&!ing Zing stick that in your pie hole you £#%&!ing vultures


Anyone going along with this media led agenda to get Mourinho installed because it's good news should be £#%&!ing ashamed.


LVG IN

That would be quality if we were actually any good or actually went on to beat Stoke City

Love it.

I wonder if the Donny Sir Chip told him to £#%&! the press off

Enjoy the wine and a mince pie

Greatest press conference ever. Giving the parasites exactly what they deserve. Should just do that every week. £#%&! 'em. Sitting there in silence like schoolkids getting told off. Pathetic.

Jim White and his blonde tart 'making notes' in the studio. Get £#%&!ed, you sensationalist, agenda-seeking @#%&!s, you're part of this, too.

Wenger spot on, too, btw

What the hell are Fergie and Gill doing, involving themselves in this situation?

Something odd about that to me

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

If only the football was as good as he off the field. Getting pissed up, having a proper laugh at the awards ceremony, not £#%&!ing about in the pressers - he's almost perfect for me.

On the field though - £#%&! me.

Word .
Genuinely like the bloke . Would love him to turn it around and put two fingers up to eveyone .
Nobody can deny the football has been utter turd though .
He really needs a performance at stoke

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

If only the football was as good as he off the field. Getting pissed up, having a proper laugh at the awards ceremony, not £#%&!ing about in the pressers - he's almost perfect for me.

On the field though - £#%&! me.

You can't help but like him and his personality fits United perfectly. Like you said though, the football has to get better.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Ahahahahaha!

Go Louis go!