Joe 'Massive #@&%!' Hart's new house

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

This. I find it hard to be bitter about those who can afford it - despite their public foibles.

Better him than some chinless inbred £#%&!er who's never done a £#%&!ing honest days turn (TBH, Hart prolly ain't done *that* much either) in his life & has everything he ever wanted offered him on a £#%&!ing plate.

Originally Posted by armchair

You can't even do an exact quote.

I heard he said people pushing communism are idiots too. In fact, he explicitly said that this point is far more important than any misreported point about agents.

No, because i was going from memory. Sorry about that.

And this meme that I am a "communist" is if anything even stranger than the basement one

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

No, because i was going from memory. Sorry about that.

And this meme that I am a "communist" is if anything even stranger than the basement one

You've openly been a commie in the past. Why try to hide it now?

Do you renounce communism? Renounce now.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

No, because i was going from memory. Sorry about that.

And this meme that I am a "communist" is if anything even stranger than the basement one

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets 'Das Kapital' again"

Originally Posted by armchair

You've openly been a commie in the past. Why try to hide it now?

Do you renounce communism? Renounce now.

Well sort of was 40 years ago when I was about 15.

For all my adult life have been a mainstream social democrat, I've had enough stick for it on here from certain people.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Well sort of was 40 years ago when I was about 15.

For all my adult life have been a mainstream social democrat, I've had enough stick for it on here from certain people.

Crypto-commie, you mean. You aren't fooling anyone. Well actually you are fooling quite a few people.

Originally Posted by armchair

Crypto-commie, you mean. You aren't fooling anyone. Well actually you are fooling quite a few people.

If it turns out RiC is Jem as well I may have to give up for good. I suspect he has more characters than Harry Enfield.

Originally Posted by Fat Al

Better him than some chinless inbred £#%&!er who's never done a £#%&!ing honest days turn (TBH, Hart prolly ain't done *that* much either) in his life & has everything he ever wanted offered him on a £#%&!ing plate.

This. Be a nice gaff to while away your retirement at 40 that.

Jammy sod.

I have no idea if he is married, but based on other footballer’s houses I’ve seen, his wife is going to destroy that house with the worst taste imaginable. Look for lots of metallic fabrics in jewel tones, shit modern art, and hideous floor lamps at the minimum.

I can see him converting that long hallway into a life-sized replica of the Etihad tunnel, so he can trump up and down it shouting, screaming and chest bumping the wall.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Local rumour mill reckons he's just bought this if anyone wants a nosey.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104830814#/

https://youtu.be/wLzWMWZBTac

Tell you what probably wasn’t ‘deeecent’, Guardiola walking in the door and wishing him the best of luck at Burnley.