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Unread 02-06-2008, 01:14 PM
Argentina
 
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Too true.

You can imagine the following conversation happened a thousand times up and down Britain after Ashley Cole got caught.

Woman- "How can he sleep with her when he has someone as gorgeous as Cheryl at home?"

Man- "Because he has already shagged Cheryl hundreds of times."

Mind you I don't understand blokes who cheat. Just have the balls to be single and get on with the shagging.
Too true. Id never cheat, unless I told the gf I was gonna do it!
It's the security of knowing youve got a bird to go back to, so you can at as though you dont really need to shag a girl, which ironically is the way to get the bird in the sack in the first place!
But then when they go single, they lose that 'care less' attitude.
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 01:15 PM
George Bestial
 
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Too true. Id never cheat, unless I told the gf I was gonna do it!
It's the security of knowing youve got a bird to go back to, so you can at as though you dont really need to shag a girl, which ironically is the way to get the bird in the sack in the first place!
But then when they go single, they lose that 'care less' attitude.
Have a couple of FB's on the go and you're laughing. On both counts.
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 01:24 PM
Argentina
 
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Have a couple of FB's on the go and you're laughing. On both counts.
A Fit Bird?

Funny, what people refer to them as. I say HB9 (Hot Bird then a rating)

Vio calls them Champs etc.

Most on her just say snap, or clunge
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 01:27 PM
Withers
 
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A Fit Bird?

Funny, what people refer to them as. I say HB9 (Hot Bird then a rating)

Vio calls them Champs etc.

Most on her just say snap, or clunge
I think he means fuck buddies.
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 01:30 PM
Argentina
 
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I think he means fuck buddies.
Ah, of course. The sex machine he is
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 01:57 PM
dodger
 
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I'm very close to doing a Reggie Perrin
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 02:00 PM
dunk
 
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If my missus was a touch more inhibition free in the bedroom, I would be one seriously happy bloke. As it is, there is a lack of satisfaction in that department, which leads to danger...
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 02:03 PM
Argentina
 
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If my missus was a touch more inhibition free in the bedroom, I would be one seriously happy bloke. As it is, there is a lack of satisfaction in that department, which leads to danger...
She's a mint shag when she's had a drink though

I should know, same with my ex
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 02:15 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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She's a mint shag when she's had a drink though

I should know, same with my ex
Aren't they all. The only reason I look forward to a night out with mrs scholes now, drunken sex is quality
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 02:15 PM
irk
 
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She's a mint shag when she's had a drink though

I should know, same with my ex
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