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Unread 02-06-2008, 12:48 PM
Mr_Ed
 
Default Who is really happy with their missus?

Or are you just plodding along hoping that something good will happen?
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 12:51 PM
Zorg
 
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Christ Ed you're a barrel of fucking laughs today aren't you?
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 12:54 PM
irk
 
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i was quite happy with yours
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 12:56 PM
no fun
 
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I have offered to swap mine for a decent sized flat screen telly

currently in negotiations with samthesanitaryman
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 12:56 PM
Amish Mash
 
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I am at the moment as she is sucking my disqQDOWCN A\
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 12:56 PM
Argentina
 
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I was the same with my last bird. Plodding along hoping some good sex will sort us out. Ive come to the conclusion that Im not cut out for relationships.
I just get bored, or allow myself to get bored, and then blame it on the bird and then subconsciously sabotage the relationship.

Im brilliant at them in the short term, but long term I get bored.
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 12:59 PM
irk
 
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sex is all about novelty.

for every gorgeous woman there is a bloke fed up of taking her shit, and no doubt risking all for a quick fumble with a moderately attractive slapper with slutty eye make up.
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 01:07 PM
George Bestial
 
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get yourself a fuck buddy mate.
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 01:09 PM
J_RED
 
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i'm happy with mine , fuck english birds right off thats the secret, but shhhhh its a secret
 
Unread 02-06-2008, 01:09 PM
Withers
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by irk
sex is all about novelty.

for every gorgeous woman there is a bloke fed up of taking her shit, and no doubt risking all for a quick fumble with a moderately attractive slapper with slutty eye make up.
Too true.

You can imagine the following conversation happened a thousand times up and down Britain after Ashley Cole got caught.

Woman- "How can he sleep with her when he has someone as gorgeous as Cheryl at home?"

Man- "Because he has already shagged Cheryl hundreds of times."

Mind you I don't understand blokes who cheat. Just have the balls to be single and get on with the shagging.
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