*Official Match thread* Newcastle v United - Farce on the Tyne 05/04/14

[SIZE="6"]Newcastle United v Manchester United

[SIZE="5"]Barclays Premier League
Venue: St James' Park
Date: Saturday, 5 April
1500

Can't bloody wait to see if we win the Zorb race tbh

fancy us to win this. Newcastle will start well and go to pieces when we score.

Welbeck to score the winner, cue "and it's the ex Sunderland player Danny Welbeck" leading to many a horse being punched afterwards.

Think we'll win 1 or 2 nil, we're miles better away than at home for some reason I can't quite work out yet

We don't try to make it hard for them away.

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

Think we'll win 1 or 2 nil, we're miles better away than at home for some reason I can't quite work out yet

the only problem with our 'amazing' away record is we've been shit against anybody half decent.
Very much like Moyes' Everton in that respect.

We'll go to Norwich, West Brom, Villa etc.. & win but anything above that level & we've gone home with nothing.

We'll win today & our 7th place position will continue to be tolerated.

Moyes to 'try'and knick a win here. Fellaini CF.

Play a weakened team and nick a draw, wednesday more important

Cannot be £#%&!ed with this in the slightest.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Cannot be £#%&!ed with this in the slightest.

this.... as the weeks go by my love for football is hitting an all time low because of Moyes.........

3-1 United. A big win today and there's no denying we are on a decent run regardless of some of the shit on a stuck football

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

the only problem with our 'amazing' away record is we've been shit against anybody half decent.
Very much like Moyes' Everton in that respect.

We'll go to Norwich, West Brom, Villa etc.. & win but anything above that level & we've gone home with nothing.

We'll win today & our 7th place position will continue to be tolerated.

That's exactly how I thought our season would go, except I expected that at home too, figured we would beat most and lose to anyone decent, that would have been enough to finish 3rd or 4th and could have been seen as a steady start for Moyes to improve on. Sadly even Moyes supposed strengths have not been evident in this disaster of a season.

Anyway on to today, think we will win reasonably comfortably, 2-0, 3-0, 3-1 something like that.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Cannot be £#%&!ed with this in the slightest.

Yep, feel the same. Zero interest.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Cannot be £#%&!ed with this in the slightest.

Same. It's a dead rubber game.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Same. It's a dead rubber game.

our League games have been dead rubbers since before Christmas.

The Moyes Era

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Cannot be £#%&!ed with this in the slightest.

About as important as a pre-season friendly. Amazed anyone who's not going would bother streaming this £#%&!.

Lock the thread ffs.

Only arsed about the Zorbing.

Is Pardew still banned? Hoping he nuts Moyes.

one step closer to the sack

3-1 nufc

Originally Posted by ScarFace

one step closer to the sack

3-1 nufc

we will still be saying this come december... Not a £#%&!ing chance the £#%&!er will be sacked..... The gimps are already making plans for next seasons lack of champions league football by playing friendly games around the world...

anyway Newcastle will win today.......