Diego Dalot 2024

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Been the fastest player at the club for years now. This is when Lukaku leaked all the speed tests to prove he wasn't a fatty bumbum


https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/1157644842148794370?s=20

Shaw slower than Mata

so that's a 10 second 100m

dalot brings the vibes. would defo give him control of the music at parties

Originally Posted by est.1878

so that's a 10 second 100m

dalot brings the vibes. would defo give him control of the music at parties

I bet Shaw would be sub-10 seconds if there'd been a load of duck fat roasties and a big juicy gravy-laden beef joint on offer.

As it was, he just waddled in behind Mata

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

I bet Shaw would be sub-10 seconds if there'd been a load of duck fat roasties and a big juicy gravy-laden beef joint on offer.

As it was, he just waddled in behind Mata

max speed vs a race over 200m and shaw beats lukaku imo.

i'd pay to watch this sort of thing.

wasn't pallister deceptively quick?

some legs just take a while to get up to speed.

i think mcT wins the utd squad 5k, 10k and marathon

Originally Posted by est.1878

max speed vs a race over 200m and shaw beats lukaku imo.

i'd pay to watch this sort of thing.

wasn't pallister deceptively quick?

some legs just take a while to get up to speed.

i think mcT wins the utd squad 5k, 10k and marathon

Seriously doubt either could finish 200m.

Originally Posted by Medlock

Think I'm starting to change my mind about him.

Me too. I don't mind eating a slab of humble pie every now and then

Originally Posted by wiganste

Me too. I don't mind eating a slab of humble pie every now and then

Same here.

There was one home game earlier this season, in Europe I think, where he was so bad I would have been happy to never see him in a United shirt ever again.

He’s been really good this calendar year though, and keeps getting better. Long may it continue.

Antony's best mate, ergo one of the good lads....

Passionate about united, gives his all every game, with smatterings of snide.....

Chief high fiver in the back line, reckon he's a good lad IRL...

What a dope. Can forgive the penalty but not him abandoning defense to try score a wonder goal.

Diogo woah Diogo woah
What did we sign him for?
He’s thicker* than Luke Shaw

*intellectually, not physically

Will win Serie A at his next club YHIHF.

Originally Posted by TreeFiddy

Diogo woah Diogo woah
What did we sign him for?
He’s thicker* than Luke Shaw

*intellectually, not physically

Will win Serie A at his next club YHIHF.

Next season with any luck.

I’m still not convinced he’s the answer. Improved massively and credit to him, but he’s an absolute £#%&!ing idiot

he's not a left back and 10h's instructions are stupid. I would keep dalot ahead of most of our squad.

He didn’t give a pen away last night either

Another useless £#%&!ing @#%&!. Who claps every in-game tackle during a match ffs

Useless £#%&!ing @#%&!. Hate him

hE's hAd a gReAt sEaSoN


he's absolutely £#%&!ing brainless the @#%&!.

Originally Posted by TreeFiddy

Diogo woah Diogo woah
What did we sign him for?
He’s thicker* than Luke Shaw

*intellectually, not physically

Will win Serie A at his next club YHIHF.

Originally Posted by Harry Flashman

Next season with any luck.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

I’m still not convinced he’s the answer. Improved massively and credit to him, but he’s an absolute £#%&!ing idiot

Originally Posted by Offerington

Another useless £#%&!ing @#%&!. Who claps every in-game tackle during a match ffs

Useless £#%&!ing @#%&!. Hate him

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

hE's hAd a gReAt sEaSoN


he's absolutely £#%&!ing brainless the @#%&!.

Decent squad player because of his versatility but not good enough to be the first choice.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

A poor player who is having a good season, relative to his and our low standards.

Appears to be one of the few players we have that other clubs are interested in. Sell now whilst his stock his high.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Will never not find this gif funny