Lisandro "El Carnicero" Martinez

Originally Posted by dunk

Not sure about title, top 4 and a cup or two though.

We’ll probably just get Dubravka on loan and will be £#%&!ed by the start of October because the forwards are £#%&!ed and we’ve no players.

3 signings away from a successful season versus a battle for mid table. Mad.

I’ll be amazed if we don’t sign another forward. Worse case scenario is Depay in, Ronaldo out. Think we’ll get Antony, keeper and that’ll be our lot.

Originally Posted by dunk

Not sure about title, top 4 and a cup or two though.

We’ll probably just get Dubravka on loan and will be £#%&!ed by the start of October because the forwards are £#%&!ed and we’ve no players.

3 signings away from a successful season versus a battle for mid table. Mad.

If dubravka is the only one in this week thats a disgrace

Don’t see Depay happening.

Feels like we’ve got Gakpo dangling in case of emergency to me, which is dangerous and a bit mean.

They’ve got to go back for Antony after the lad has put himself out there, you’d think. The Osimhen/Ronaldo thing is interesting through, he’s exactly the sort of number 9 we need.

Me encanta el carnicero. Great player who's only going to improve the more he settles in.

Originally Posted by dunk

Don’t see Depay happening.

Feels like we’ve got Gakpo dangling in case of emergency to me, which is dangerous and a bit mean.

They’ve got to go back for Antony after the lad has put himself out there, you’d think. The Osimhen/Ronaldo thing is interesting through, he’s exactly the sort of number 9 we need.

osimhen and antony would be what fergie would do, though i think eth would prefer fdj and antony

https://twitter.com/manunitedzone_/status/1563535965020635137?s=21&t=SSIUBje_OrAyUsZxq5G-hA

Finally a proper Argie

Originally Posted by saffers

osimhen and antony would be what fergie would do, though i think eth would prefer fdj and antony

I’m convinced they could do deals for all 3 if they thought outside the box.

Other clubs can strike deals for loans with minimal initial outlay and obligations, surely we could do something ffs.

Stats...

100% ground duels won
100% successful dribbles
61 touches
48 passes
7 clearances
5/5 aerial duels won
4 interceptions

£#%&!ing midget.

https://twitter.com/centredevils/status/1563538689065906176?s=21&t=7jFJUzn1lNgehELcrjNGng

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

https://twitter.com/centredevils/sta...lNgehELcrjNGng

In that photo "hate this kit"

Our best ever signing?

Originally Posted by silv

Our best ever signing?

Certainly looks that way.

Originally Posted by Pop

Stats...

100% ground duels won
100% successful dribbles
61 touches
48 passes
7 clearances
5/5 aerial duels won
4 interceptions

£#%&!ing midget.

We’ll miss him when panto season starts.

Originally Posted by dunk

Don’t see Depay happening.

Feels like we’ve got Gakpo dangling in case of emergency to me, which is dangerous and a bit mean.

They’ve got to go back for Antony after the lad has put himself out there, you’d think. The Osimhen/Ronaldo thing is interesting through, he’s exactly the sort of number 9 we need.

£#%&!ing hell.

Literally every thread I open you're posting the same Twitter transfer nonsense.

What's this got to do with Martinez?

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Certainly looks that way.

I’m not one for hyperbole but I think he’ll win us the league

Best centre back of all time.

Originally Posted by pedr0

£#%&!ing hell.

Literally every thread I open you're posting the same Twitter transfer nonsense.

What's this got to do with Martinez?

Read the posts above it pal, it will shed light on it for you.

Originally Posted by silv

Our best ever signing?

Loving the hyperbole…

Originally Posted by silv

I’m not one for hyperbole but I think he’ll win us the league

Just the league? He'll score the winner in the Europa league final and be awarded the Champions League trophy.

He's that good!

Great to see a player half interested in playing the game and he looks like he actually cares about playing for utd and winning, I'm in.

We still have a lot of dross that don't even seem like they want to play football, is this what multi million salaries do to people in football these days? too much money, no motivation

Originally Posted by TripDownMiseryLane

Great to see a player half interested in playing the game and he looks like he actually cares about playing for utd and winning, I'm in.

We still have a lot of dross that don't even seem like they want to play football, is this what multi million salaries do to people in football these days? too much money, no motivation

It’s just nice to not have to see Maguire’s pathetic “woe is me” expression every five minutes after the latest #@&%! up.