Manchester United v Everton - 09/03/24 12:30pm KO - Official Match Thread

I see Tarkowski is going to be allowed to charge into midfield and commit a lazy foul at will with no yellow card until about the 60th minute.

Casemiro is taking the piss

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Looks like we’re gonna allow another 20 shots on our goal again today then

It’s truly alarming how easy it is for any team to get from the half way line to the edge of our box

This is hall of fame bad from Casemiro

That lumpen Brazilian @#%&! couldn’t keep the ball if his family’s life depended on it

Casemiro doesn’t give a £#%&! does he. Just swings his boot at the ball and wherever it goes it goes

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Casemiro doesn’t give a £#%&! does he. Just swings his boot at the ball and wherever it goes it goes

He seems to think that literally every pass he plays has to be that ball over the top, whether it’s on or not

Everton literally all over us. Embarrassing.

This can’t go on. We can’t even control games at home against relegation fodder

We are so shite

This is about as bad as it gets

even allowing for the injuries, there is no excuse for playing like this.

We’re defending our box well and there’s threat on the counter, but between the boxes is truly shocking.

Garnacho keeping us afloat with his enthusiasm here.

Can’t keep the ball. What do they do in training all week?

Originally Posted by jem

even allowing for the injuries, there is no excuse for playing like this.

True.

Good stop tbf

That’s one of the best saves I’ve ever seen at U-12s level

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

That’s one of the best saves I’ve ever seen at U-12s level

Another player allowed all the time in the world around the edge of our box.

This is extraordinary.

We make no effort to stop teams striding forward with the ball or blocking shots

They just wave players through to have a shot