Phil Jones

Originally Posted by GBMUFC2020

https://onefootball.com/en/news/phil...-back-33783064

he had an injury?

he should have seen me when I did my back in and had to quit work and nearly lost my house

anyway, yes. Sorry for laughing at the multi millionare phil jones

Originally Posted by Drexl

he had an injury?

he should have seen me when I did my back in and had to quit work and nearly lost my house

anyway, yes. Sorry for laughing at the multi millionare phil jones

I feel sorry for you. My wife`s boss took his own life on Christmas Eve 3/4 years ago otherwise I probably wouldn`t have took such an interest. He was a millionaire to.

Originally Posted by GBMUFC2020

I feel sorry for you. My wife`s boss took his own life on Christmas Eve 3/4 years ago otherwise I probably wouldn`t have took such an interest. He was a millionaire to.

A good few degrees of separation there, so it's not quite so harsh

good on you though for taking such an interest

Originally Posted by Drexl

what are his mental health issues? Genuine question

being the butt of every football fan's jokes for 10+ years probably does have an effect tbf

Originally Posted by MagnificentSeven

being the butt of every football fan's jokes for 10+ years probably does have an effect tbf

Apparently not:

I must be an easy target. Every footballer has a tag and unfortunately mine is, ‘Let’s have a laugh at him.’

“But -- and I say this in the nicest possible way -- I know who’ll have the last laugh. I’m proud of my career and when it finishes and I’m enjoying my life. The keyboard warriors will still be in their mum’s spare bedroom, sipping Diet Pepsi that’s flat, eating a Pot Noodle, sitting in their boxers, tweeting.

bit harsh on anyone with > 20,000 fred posts tbf

Originally Posted by Drexl

Apparently not:

Couldn't be further from reality. I drink pot noodles for starters

Originally Posted by est.1878

Couldn't be further from reality. I drink pot noodles for starters

I used to have pot noodle warbies white bread butties

Originally Posted by Drexl

I used to have pot noodle warbies white bread butties

Loads of butter and single slice folded? Would go toe to toe with michelin dishes...

Erm, on topic. When does his contact run out?

Originally Posted by est.1878

Loads of butter and single slice folded? Would go toe to toe with michelin dishes...

Erm, on topic. When does his contact run out?

End of next season by the looks of it

https://www.spotrac.com/epl/manchest...l-jones-11903/

Originally Posted by Pop

Looked like a corpse on Sky yesterday...

If someone could find the picture of hark as a child sat on santas knee….Phil jones has the same look as Santa

Looks like Gavi has been watching our Phil...

https://twitter.com/LaLigaTV/status/1635014810525114368

Wow - turns out Phil actually is scum of the earth.

Refuses Varane the number 4. Hasn't been seen at training for years. Refuses loans, and now he's sacked his work gimps for claiming some petrol money. Incredible. The balls on this guy.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-new...es-9850185.amp

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Wow - turns out Phil actually is scum of the earth.

Refuses Varane the number 4. Hasn't been seen at training for years. Refuses loans, and now he's sacked his work gimps for claiming some petrol money. Incredible. The balls on this guy.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-new...es-9850185.amp

The caption on the pic of the Merc

Didn't Ron Atkinson sign this @#%&!?

Originally Posted by BigJim

Didn't Ron Atkinson sign this @#%&!?

Yeah, probably around the same time that article came out.

I only noticed it was old news when I saw a link to a story about Martial being fit for a game

Leaving at the end of the season.

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1658375731590623232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1658375731590623232%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=

All the grimaces, all the gurns, all the pained expressions over the years, that @#%&! has been responsible for a high percentage of mine.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Phil. In case the inevitable injury delays your leaving again.

End of era

Robbo, Cantona, Keane

Another great departs.

Declined a testimonial as well.

We’ll miss him when he’s gone.