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Unread 05-08-2022, 12:18 AM
Neo
 
Post 2022/2023 Footballer Trim Thread

The thread weíve all been waiting for. A place to track the latest styles from the professional footballer barbershop. Suspect the usual suspects of Grealish, Pogba, Neymar, Rice and Maddison will be making frequent appearances, but will be good to see some new faces. Particularly interested to see how some approach things in a World Cup year.

Haircuts/trims are big business nowadays in the upper echelons of the game, and for a lot of players theyíre on par with, if not more important than, goals and assists.

First up, the perennial standard-setter and flag-bearer for the modern-day d***head professional footballer, itís our very own disowned man-child, J-Lingz, getting the essential trim before the first day.

- Cretinous celebrity barber. ✅
- Horrendous fade. ✅
- Silly hand signs. ✅

 
Unread 05-08-2022, 01:30 AM
Poop
 
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f***ing c*** probably paid about six hundred quid for that too.

Hope he gets alopecia.

And ****.
 
Unread 05-08-2022, 07:26 AM
windy waffles
 
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Would love to know what they pay him. That c*** gets flown out all over the world to give the tw*ts a 'trim'.
 
Unread 05-08-2022, 09:03 AM
Poop
 
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Goober having one done is tragic. Probably thought he'd look really cool but you can see the realisation hitting him. He freezes like a statue and can't look the camera in the 'eye'.


f***ing galoot.
 
Unread 05-08-2022, 02:32 PM
Neo
 
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Top talent.

Horrendous trim.

Looks like the barnet of a 75 year old Jamaican woman ready for church.

 
Unread 05-08-2022, 03:42 PM
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Unread 05-08-2022, 03:47 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Why have they done that to my boy Iqbal ..

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