This new book out...

Sounds amazing based on the extracts here... .http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...otel-room.html

Never chuckled so much in all my life. Great lad is Jimmy. Lolz. Lmfao.

He's the footballing equivalent of Soccer Saturday and Goals On Sunday.

Absolute turd of a player and @#%&! of a man. I £#%&!ing hate him and hope his children are born deformed.

Utter @#%&!.

Forced, southern, zany humour

@#%&!

amazing stuff that hotel door scene will be made in to a film

Amazing stuff, asked David Beckham summat and misread his room key number. Gonna be a brilliant read

Always hated the little #@&%!.

Tries to come across as one of footballs nice guys, just a regular lad who loves his banter, but look at how often he was happy to £#%&! his clubs over for more money.

What kind of a £#%&!ing simpleton would read that. Imagine. Confusing the number 269 for 296, oh the hilarity. What a lad.

I bet fizzer will laugh when he reads this, hahahaha!

I hate the word "Prank"

What's Bullard done in his career that warrants an autobiography ffs I may as well do one

Originally Posted by believe

What's Bullard done in his career that warrants an autobiography ffs I may as well do one

I would absolutely genuinely rather read yours that his, judging by that 'extract'


It's like when you see a trailer for a comedy film, knowing they have put the funniest jokes on the trailer and you're sat there stone faced knowing full well the rest of the film is turd

Originally Posted by believe

What's Bullard done in his career that warrants an autobiography ffs I may as well do one

you could do one on diets considering you have virtually been on every fad one the last few months.

I liked him as Scorpio in the Dirty Harry films.

Originally Posted by believe

What's Bullard done in his career that warrants an autobiography ffs I may as well do one

thought you sort of do, on a daily basis

Originally Posted by TripDownMiseryLane

thought you sort of do, on a daily basis

put your book down pal (log off)

Originally Posted by Pop

He's the footballing equivalent of Soccer Saturday and Goals On Sunday.

Absolute turd of a player and @#%&! of a man. I £#%&!ing hate him and hope his children are born deformed.

Utter @#%&!.

Pretty good chance they will be seeing that he was born with skeletor's face.

Originally Posted by thrills_pills_bellyaches

I hate the word "Prank"

And the word "Banter". Makes me instantly grumpy.

Read that to the end expecting some kind of punchline

I know the ghostwriter - will pass on your comments.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...o-England.html

christ almighty.