Manchester United v Crystal Palace- 3pm 30/09/23 - Official Match Thread

mateta's challenge will be punished when one of our players does it.

wow. ref has had a moment. needs to reign that in.

I wish there was a trophy for celebrating defending, we’re £#%&!ing brilliant at it

Originally Posted by larry

perspective needed, even marlo's getting excited
palace couldnt be less arsed about this
easy stroking the ball about looking like world-beaters in a game facing no intensity from the opposition
weekend will be a different story, not saying we'll be shit but this is not the game to announce utd are back

right again

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Rashford needs to sort himself out
So many good situations so far and so wasteful

£#%&! him. Hook him at half time for Martial or Garnacho

Originally Posted by jem

that second part is hardly fair. frustrating, sure, but not boring.

look again at who posted it and ask yourself why you responded.

Any second now and it’s going to click…

Rashford is £#%&!ing rubbish isn't he?

The only way Hojlund is going to score is if he creates it himself, because the two clowns either side of him aren't going to give him anything

Originally Posted by jem

not enough possession to make it special.

100% on the ref.

New to the definition of finish pal?

Sack

Rashers doing the lobotomy thing again.

Pellistri is shit, and Rashford isn’t playing that well. Can’t wait to have big Ant back.

It's raining, there's no chance our bunch of fannys will turn this around.

Originally Posted by larry

right again

not really. palace look utter £#%&!ing non-entities and the ref is ruining the game. we're just lacking a bit of a cutting edge.

Why on set pieces is Bruno on the near post

He’s weak as piss in the air

The ball keeps getting into dangerous areas from set pieces

Originally Posted by Sapien

New to the definition of finish pal?

not sure you understood the point of my comment.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Pellistri is shit, and Rashford isn’t playing that well. Can’t wait to have big Ant back.

He was no better. He saw probably worse.

Originally Posted by Lok

It's raining, there's no chance our bunch of fannys will turn this around.

Martial to come on in one of these -

Originally Posted by Lok

He was no better. He saw probably worse.

You don’t know ball, son.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Sack

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Any second now and it’s going to click…

Been thinking that since Fergie retired.

Cas is getting a red. Nailed on.