City Comedy Collection 2022

Originally Posted by MagnificentSeven

yeah they're better than us in every department right now (even their food is better going by @footyscran ffs), but not just us. they're better than every team. miles superior.

and yet they're still unable to shift away tickets.

https://twitter.com/ManCityHelp/stat...28508818890752

Or home tickets, for 18 of their Premiership games

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

City sign GK bazunu from shamrock rovers 3 years ago for 500k

They then sell him to Southampton for 15 million this past summer.

He is a GK without a single first team appearance for Man City

He has had 44 appearances for league 1 Portsmouth and 29 appearances for league 2 Rochdale.

It’s so obvious they’re cooking the books and nothing can/will be done about it.

What’s in this for Southampton?

Originally Posted by redhegemony

What’s in this for Southampton?

Overinflated price for the gk? Actually signed him for much less. City paying more of his wages?

If he was a championship keeper I’d be sceptical, but signing a GK for 15 million who’s highest level he has played is league 1 has to ring alarm bells

Originally Posted by redhegemony

what’s in this for southampton?

saints bought 4 players off city this summer //

He’s 20 years old and has got 12 caps for Ireland. Don’t know much about the guy but he’s not exactly gonna be starting for City at that age is he. Appears to have done okay for Southampton by all accounts.

Not sure this is the big conspiracy you think it is

Originally Posted by Ethers

He’s 20 years old and has got 12 caps for Ireland. Don’t know much about the guy but he’s not exactly gonna be starting for City at that age is he. Appears to have done okay for Southampton by all accounts.

Not sure this is the big conspiracy you think it is

Agreed. £15m these days is peanuts.

Just spoke to a blue mate who went yesterday

A large section of their support gave a rendition of GSTK in an effort to wind up the scousers

This is £#%&!ing unforgivable

The @#%&!s

Originally Posted by no fun

Just spoke to a blue mate who went yesterday

A large section of their support gave a rendition of GSTK in an effort to wind up the scousers

This is £#%&!ing unforgivable

The @#%&!s

I thought my ears were playing tricks on me when i heard that. Absolute £#%&!ing oddballs

Is that because the dippers booed it at the Charity Shield?

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Overinflated price for the gk? Actually signed him for much less. City paying more of his wages?

If he was a championship keeper I’d be sceptical, but signing a GK for 15 million who’s highest level he has played is league 1 has to ring alarm bells

Fair enough, but then allow me to introduce you to Amad Diallo.

Originally Posted by dunk

Is that because the dippers booed it at the Charity Shield?

No, it's because dippers are @#%&!s and should be abused at every turn.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

No, it's because dippers are @#%&!s and should be abused at every turn.

So they sang GSTK at them?

Originally Posted by dunk

So they sang GSTK at them?

They’re City fans. We’re you expecting razor wit?

Originally Posted by dunk

So they sang GSTK at them?

They're not very bright and there isn't a decent jingle for The Sun.
They resorted to Hillsborough chants to stir the nest after that.

Martin Samuel dons his (xxxxxl) City cheerleader outfit, yet again

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/ar...pend-want.html

How much are they paying that fat pig ffs?

Originally Posted by no fun

Just spoke to a blue mate who went yesterday

A large section of their support gave a rendition of GSTK in an effort to wind up the scousers

This is f***ing unforgivable

The c***s

Is it any worse than us singing there's only one Boris Johnson at them?

Originally Posted by Pop

Martin Samuel dons his (xxxxxl) City cheerleader outfit, yet again

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/ar...pend-want.html

How much are they paying that fat pig ffs?

You don’t put out an effort like that without the brown envelopes passing hands

Slimey bastards don’t miss a trick, do they? Spent 60% of £#%&!ing “revenue “ on players my arse. They’ve come up from Coventry City level to serial champions, signing whoever they like with impunity. A matter of time before they’re collecting CLs. Cooking the books, now, to make out they are not the biggest spenders and getting away with it, thanks to creeps like Samuel,t he FA etc etc

They’ve basically reached where they want to be and now spreading the narrative that it’s all above board, in order to gain acceptance. @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by Pop

Martin Samuel dons his (xxxxxl) City cheerleader outfit, yet again

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/ar...pend-want.html

How much are they paying that fat pig ffs?

Manchester United are top, with an average of £105.4m — and what a fabulous return they've had on that, by the way He hates us.

I pray for the day that the wheels fall off city

Originally Posted by Pop

Martin Samuel dons his (xxxxxl) City cheerleader outfit, yet again

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/ar...pend-want.html

How much are they paying that fat pig ffs?

Was literally coming into this thread to post that only to see you'd beaten me to the punch.
Can there be any doubt whatsoever Samuel is on the take?

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

Is it any worse than us singing there's only one Boris Johnson at them?

Both pretty good as far as I’m concerned

G2c seething dippers