*OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD* Manchester United v Tottenham Hotspur 08/08/15

here's hoping my predictions are as accurate as they were last season

manchester united 2 - 1 tottenham hotspur

kane & lloris missing for spurs. makes the game winnable.

Same 2-1.

Going with youngest today alongside mate and his son - looking forward to it. Shorts on, something that looks a bit like a darts shirt on top and shades.

In your face.

Tough first half, easy 2nd

4-0 stroll. Rooney to bag a brace, Depay with a tap in after fine work by Young and a Mata screamer in the 85th.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Same 2-1.

Going with youngest today alongside mate and his son - looking forward to it. Shorts on, something that looks a bit like a darts shirt on top and shades.

In your face.

Comfort over style reds

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Same 2-1.

Going with youngest today alongside mate and his son - looking forward to it. Shorts on, something that looks a bit like a darts shirt on top and shades.

In your face.

Nice ten year boycott though, well done pal

3-1 United.

Originally Posted by Lok

Rio is on BT Sport at the moment and the presenter is definitely after a bit of him.

The body isn't even cold yet love, be fair.

She's all over him

Originally Posted by believe

Nice ten year boycott though, well done pal

3-1 United.

I've never stopped going and never said I would stop going? Must be confused with someone else pal. This will be my 37th year of going lots of goings.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

I've never stopped going and never said I would stop going? Must be confused with someone else pal. This will be my 37th year of going lots of goings.

Really, my bad.

Any way none of that nonsense this year, 100% behind the shirts

3-0.

Lads... It's Tottenham.

Originally Posted by believe

Really, my bad.

Any way none of that nonsense this year, 100% behind the shirts

I protested against the takeover and bought shares etc went to two or three fc games but that's the sum total of my rebellious phase.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

I've never stopped going and never said I would stop going? Must be confused with someone else pal. This will be my 37th year of going lots of goings.

He is mixing you up with COD'ers

Originally Posted by Withers

He is mixing you up with COD'ers

jesus. what an insult.

if people are looking for more positives, il presagio is going to make the pitch wider for our attacking play as he's not going to cut inside 90% of the time. can shape a decent cross and use his right foot as well. the lad's got star potential.

Originally Posted by Withers

He is mixing you up with COD'ers

Wouldn't do that to my worst enemy. Knew Keith had been active

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

I protested against the takeover and bought shares etc went to two or three fc games but that's the sum total of my rebellious phase.

same - bought shares but not easy going to FC from here. Probably wouldn't anyway but thought I'd left Garry Birtles, Jonny Sivebeck (sp) Webb etc behind, emigrating but you £#%&!ing can't. Even my lads, out tonight but both coming home to watch with a couple of mates for 9.45 pm ko. The game's £#%&!ed but good to see the young uns take up funding millionaires. Had a few already tbh.

Bt is a shambles, both Ian Wright and Harry Redknapp have sworn in the space of 10 mins

Originally Posted by Vedder

Bt is a shambles, both Ian Wright and Harry Redknapp have sworn in the space of 10 mins

Just heard the Redknapp one what did Wright say?

Originally Posted by originalhogg

Just heard the Redknapp one what did Wright say?

Said Kane will score shit loads

He stopped himself from saying it but it was obvious

Originally Posted by Vedder

Said Kane will score shit loads