Cristiano Ronaldo has asked to leave Manchester United...

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

No hes £#%&!ing poison. We changed the team to accommodate him and I don't give a £#%&! what the conspiracy theorist "we were already in decline" nonsense is peddled, both the attack and the defence fell of £#%&!ing massively alongside our statistical points taking after he joined. 3 absolute undeniable facts.

Compounded with having £#%&!ed up our on-the-pitch performance, we're not at the most pivotal cross-roads since the 80s and this 37 year (30 £#%&!ing 7) is creating a circus around the club 2 weeks before kick off off the pitch. Its an absolute scandal. Don't care what he's done before -- care about what he's done and doing now. Poison.

Did he £#%&! your mrs or something? You ok, pal?

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Did he £#%&! your mrs or something? You ok, pal?

Bracing for another 60 point season pal. Slowly getting my head around we're 10 days from kick off and actually are going to go into a new season and try and play Ajax-ball with Fred and/or The Scottish Player in the midfield (or even both from the off) This circus is yet another symptom of the madness

He's turned down an eye-watering offer from Saudi Arabia already, so it's clear that he's doing it for the records not the money. If he wants CL, he's got to accept a massive pay cut. Probably get someone who'd pay £200k per week for him - must be a tough balancing act, between the ego and Mendes wanting as much as possible for him.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

He's turned down an eye-watering offer from Saudi Arabia already, so it's clear that he's doing it for the records not the money. If he wants CL, he's got to accept a massive pay cut. Probably get someone who'd pay £200k per week for him - must be a tough balancing act, between the ego and Mendes wanting as much as possible for him.

I dont see why nobody is looking at a loan, then come back and do another 5 years winning trebles under ETH

Needs binning. Happy to drive him to the airport myself.

Poison

Swap for Anthony.

He’d rather play for Sporting than Utd just because he might be able to score 3 or 4 CL goals next season and keep that historical distance from Messi in 2nd place
That really is £#%&!ing pathetic

Like that we seem to be in for that Sesko lad

https://www.twitter.com/lauriewhitwell/status/1552706523675115522

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

He’d rather play for Sporting than Utd just because he might be able to score 3 or 4 CL goals next season and keep that historical distance from Messi in 2nd place
That really is £#%&!ing pathetic

Like that we seem to be in for that Sesko lad

https://www.twitter.com/lauriewhitwe...06523675115522

Saged it:

https://www.utdforum.com/forum/showp...&postcount=922

Originally Posted by dunk

Don’t care at this point. It’s not a weird take either, the moves from United, Madrid and Juve were all well in motion before he did the ‘I’m off..’ bit. He’s overplayed his hand this time, and looks a fool.

Does raise a few questions. Maybe it was ten hag who was telling ronaldo to find a new club rather than join up with the squad for preseason, and was letting him save face.

Rare feeling of zen

Happy if he goes. Happy if he stays

Probably 60 : 40 strength

Originally Posted by Neo

Just had a look at the numbers when it comes to Champions League/European Cup goals. Top 5 of all-time is:

1. Ronaldo - 140 goals
2. Messi - 125 goals
3. Lewandowski - 86 goals
4. Benzema - 86 goals
5. Raul - 71 goals

He's clearly absolutely disgusted at the thought of Messi closing that gap, and heaven forbid, overtaking him.

He'll also want to to be the first and only player to get to the 150 mark.

This is all Rangnick's fault, btw. How that @#%&! failed to get this squad top 4 is scandalous. The absolute fraud.

Doubt messi will score 15 goals in the one season ronaldo misses if he stays at United . Then ronaldo will have a season or two to get more. Heck he could join a smaller champions league club when he’s 40 if scoring more goals is important. Messi will probably have 2 seasons tops after ronaldo quits. Doubt he catches him. But it means £#%&! all anyway ffs. Far better ways to end his career.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Athletico fans...

Atletico…(should have an accent on the e too but whateva)

I’d love for him to join sporting get tossed out the ecl and we batter then home and away in the europa.

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Atletico…(should have an accent on the e too but whateva)

Do you live in Spain mate ?

The stuff about the CL goals record is absolute %@#$&!s cooked up by journos ffs

Originally Posted by Ethers

The stuff about the CL goals record is absolute %@#$&!s cooked up by journos ffs

Someone did an APPEARANCE one before...

That fat @#%&! Custis, but…

https://twitter.com/manunitedzone_/status/1552767178163867649?s=21&t=LnfO1oQZ9qswCsWhonObaQ

https://twitter.com/manunitedzone_/status/1552767418954661889?s=21&t=LnfO1oQZ9qswCsWhonObaQ

Loyalty ffs how £#%&!ing naive are they @#%&!s in charge at our club?

Originally Posted by dunk

That fat @#%&! Custis, but…

https://twitter.com/manunitedzone_/s...9qswCsWhonObaQ

https://twitter.com/manunitedzone_/s...9qswCsWhonObaQ

Loyalty ffs how £#%&!ing naive are they @#%&!s in charge at our club?

Why are they naive? If they balked at it, it means they told him to £#%&! off basically...

Baulked ffs