Official: Mount signs!

Originally Posted by BarryX

surely?

Originally Posted by jem

surely?

Very good

https://twitter.com/Casey_Evans_/status/1676564172065103874?s=20

Originally Posted by Ethers

https://twitter.com/Casey_Evans_/sta...065103874?s=20

Didn't even bother to paint the newly plastered wall...

Money must be tight.

He’s going to turn out to be great signing for us.

Media team dig at the glazers ?

Looks like Jim royales box room...

Originally Posted by AK14

He’s going to turn out to be great signing for us.

I've warmed to him tbf. I'd only ever really seen him play for england, and always thought he was meh, but was a bit shocked how he played against us, throwing himself about, squaring up to Lisandro

At the very least, he has dragged the combined squad IQ up towards average

Originally Posted by The Judge

At the very least, he has dragged the combined squad IQ up towards average

Thread worthy this.

Top 3 lowest imo :
Harry
AWB
Fernandes


Highest:
Varane
Martinez
Casemiro

Originally Posted by est.1878

Thread worthy this.

Top 3 lowest imo :
Harry
AWB
Fernandes


Highest:
Varane
Martinez
Casemiro

Very harsh on AWB. Antony?

Rashers + Eriksen crack the highest NQAT. Martinez? Not for my money. Varane is elegance defined, so that's fair.

Donny has the teachers-pet-who-hit-mid-life-crisis about him. Not sure if his IQ has sunk as result.

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Very harsh on AWB. Antony?

Rashers + Eriksen crack the highest NQAT. Martinez? Not for my money. Varane is elegance defined, so that's fair.

Donny has the teachers-pet-who-hit-mid-life-crisis about him. Not sure if his IQ has sunk as result.

Got a very low tolerance and appreciation for people who manage to get disqualified from driving....

Antony has animal cunning imo, would want with you in the trenches.

Bottom 3 IQ:
- Harry Maguire rock bottom
- Fred
- Scott The Scottish Player

Fred actually has some really positive attributes but it’s his decision making that completely let’s him down. Gives the ball away in unbelievable situations - instead of building pressure when we have the ball he just takes ridiculous shots that almost never even come close to being on target - passes directly to opposition players.

Fernandes is a very smart and likeable guy if you listen to him talk tbf.

Buying this lad is like buying a new kettle. It's necessary and it'll improve things a bit but it's not very exciting.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Buying this lad is like buying a new kettle. It's necessary and it'll improve things a bit but it's not very exciting.

A kettle that produces lukewarm water.

Anyone that can speak more than 1 language is automatically excluded from bottom 3 squad IQ IMO.

Wan Bissaka has a gormless, window-licking look most of the time, so he's definitely in the bottom 3, for me. Sancho and Brandon Williams probably join him.

Top 3 has gotta be Varane, Eriksen and Casemiro. Can see all three enjoying a glass of merlot whilst discussing Gabriel García Márquez's style of prose.

Casemiro is addicted to video games and yakult, no idea why anyone thinks he’s particularly bright tbh.