Tevez leaves house in a mess

United were paying £6k a month towards his rent for a house in Prestbury. He had three dogs and kept them in the house. When United went round to clear up for him it was in a right state, loads of Italian furniture ruined, so they docked £38k off his wages to clean it up.

What. A. Pig.

He does look quite feral - one can imagine him gnawing at the furniture.

He is going to the bitters, do we really need to try and dig up little insignificant tit bits about him to try and make him look slightly bad? The city shirt will do all the making him look bad without us concentrating on the fact his dogs chew things.

So when "united" went around to clean it up, who did they bring?

Park, Phelan, Gill and Nani is where my money's at. And a few of the tea ladies obv.

That 38k is gonna put a huge dent in his bank account

£#%&!ing tramp

He's gone. Deal with it

Apparently he didn't cancel his papers as well and the paperboy got a hernia.

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

He is going to the bitters, do we really need to try and dig up little insignificant tit bits about him to try and make him look slightly bad? The city shirt will do all the making him look bad without us concentrating on the fact his dogs chew things.

Heard it off a mate who's wife works in Payroll at OT. Just thought it was interesting.

i like titbits.

i just hope the £#%&!wits at OT don't give him the reception he thinks he's gonna get and rather they just threw animal guts at him.

Originally Posted by Smeggs

i like titbits.

i just hope the £#%&!wits at OT don't give him the reception he thinks he's gonna get and rather they just threw animal guts at him.

...or better still, just totally ignore the deluded @#%&!

Originally Posted by Fountz

...or better still, just totally ignore the deluded @#%&!

He probably won't paly anyway

£38k to clean a house...£#%&!in hell you could build one for less

Agreed Dennis-it must have been in some state the mucky tramp.

He's joined a shit club
He left one that's greeeeeeeeeeaaat
That @#%&! Tevez
Left his house in a state

Originally Posted by denis lawless

£38k to clean a house...£#%&!in hell you could build one for less

O rly?

the anti tevez propoganda machine is in full swing i see. just like when ronaldo was disrespectful during the busby babes memorial service.

what an embarassment.

the club know they couldnt afford tevez and now along with lying in public they are spreading irrelevant %@#$&!s to taint the player.

Originally Posted by marlo

the anti tevez propoganda machine is in full swing i see. just like when ronaldo was disrespectful during the busby babes memorial service.

what an embarassment.

the club know they couldnt afford tevez and now along with lying in public they are spreading irrelevant %@#$&!s to taint the player.

did they not make him an offer and he turn it down? his loss in such a massive way he doesn't even know what he has let himself in for. career forever tainted.

Originally Posted by Smeggs

did they not make him an offer and he turn it down? his loss in such a massive way he doesn't even know what he has let himself in for. career forever tainted.

we didnt make him an offer.

that was a token gesture to appease the fans.

if we wanted tevez the deal would have been put to him before the end of last season just like saf has said it was going to be.

did gill take out suits to the dry cleaners in june and then realise 'oh i have 25.5m in this pair of trousers, we can afford tevez now' ??

its all %@#$&!s.