Frenkie De Jong to United 95% done!

Reminds me of the Moyes summer we chased Fabregas for ten weeks and had to settle for Fellaini

https://twitter.com/Sport_Witness/status/1533727388839858177

Him and TImber and I'd be thrilled. With Donny coming back to his rightful home.

vds on donny:

“He can play in different positions in midfield – he can be a six or an eight or a 10, he has a great eye for a goal. His technique is brilliant, he can go box to box,”

“I’d compare him a little bit to Scholesy, although Scholesy had a cracker of a shot from 30/40 yards out and that’s not Donny’s strength, but he likes to come into the box and chip in with goals.

"He’s multi-functional, he can play a little bit deeper which I think is his preferred role."

S2C VDS losing his eye sight.

Originally Posted by saffers

https://twitter.com/Sport_Witness/st...27388839858177

Other stories knocking around that PSG and City are going for him. If that’s the case, we’re in trouble.

Either way, this needs sorting one way or another soon. With the need for 4-5 new players and the early season start, we can’t afford to be #@&%!ing about like we normally do.

"Straining" would have been a better verb imho

https://twitter.com/centredevils/status/1533742927494922241?s=20

Or thretching

Originally Posted by armchair

Him and TImber and I'd be thrilled. With Donny coming back to his rightful home.

vds on donny:

“He can play in different positions in midfield – he can be a six or an eight or a 10, he has a great eye for a goal. His technique is brilliant, he can go box to box,”

“I’d compare him a little bit to Scholesy, although Scholesy had a cracker of a shot from 30/40 yards out and that’s not Donny’s strength, but he likes to come into the box and chip in with goals.

"He’s multi-functional, he can play a little bit deeper which I think is his preferred role."

£#%&!ing hell. I'm struggling to make a worse player to player comparison. Jessie lingard and Maradona?

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

£#%&!ing hell. I'm struggling to make a worse player to player comparison. Jessie lingard and Maradona?

He's scored over 120 goals under ETH at Ajax, the point he's making us he's a midfielder who can and will score you goals....

Not hard is it.

I like how comparing style equates to suggesting they’re just as good.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He's scored over 120 goals under ETH at Ajax, the point he's making us he's a midfielder who can and will score you goals....

Not hard is it.

Donny was supposed to go to Real.

Originally Posted by armchair

Donny was supposed to go to Real.

The Dutch Julien Faubert.

Originally Posted by Coracao

The Dutch Julien Faubert.

Wait. Does that make us West Ham?

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

£#%&!ing hell. I'm struggling to make a worse player to player comparison. Jessie lingard and Maradona?

Not seen Beeky drop one on someone’s toe 70 yards away ever, nevermind 20 times a game ffs.

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1533765294233116672

Seduce, eh?

?s=21&t=EcOLHo4vragUsYJWbpSQVA

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He's scored over 120 goals under ETH at Ajax, the point he's making us he's a midfielder who can and will score you goals....

Not hard is it.

He's scored 38 goals combined for ajax, United, Everton and the Netherlands.

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

He's scored 38 goals combined for ajax, United, Everton and the Netherlands.

That's also incorrect, but apologies, I meant games played ..
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Originally Posted by armchair

Him and TImber and I'd be thrilled. With Donny coming back to his rightful home.

vds on donny:

“He can play in different positions in midfield – he can be a six or an eight or a 10, he has a great eye for a goal. His technique is brilliant, he can go box to box,”

“I’d compare him a little bit to Scholesy, although Scholesy had a cracker of a shot from 30/40 yards out and that’s not Donny’s strength, but he likes to come into the box and chip in with goals.

"He’s multi-functional, he can play a little bit deeper which I think is his preferred role."

Be like a new signing etc...

Not allowed to believe our own eyes now eh?
I suspected ETH appointment represents one last chance to get value from the rag tag squad the glazers have assembled, but to do it with a keeper who won’t come off his line and can’t kick for toffee and a 37 year old superstar striker really is asking a lot.
Now he is has to rehabilitate Donny as well.

Originally Posted by armchair

Donny was supposed to go to Real.

Would have had the white hankies out very quickly...

https://twitter.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1534616158246252548?s=21&t=yZUh3uO0BQa0LVFqqNBuBw