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Unread 22-03-2022, 03:23 PM
est.1878
 
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Hey everyone I'm skiving off work for 20 mins to tidy up the front garden come and chat to me about trifling matters!
 
Unread 22-03-2022, 03:27 PM
Time For Heroes
 
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Hey everyone I'm skiving off work for 20 mins to tidy up the front garden come and chat to me about trifling matters!
Euphemism?
 
Unread 22-03-2022, 03:30 PM
est.1878
 
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Euphemism?
You know how things can get left over winter..
 
Unread 22-03-2022, 04:07 PM
92ToBury
 
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You know how things can get left over winter..
 
Unread 22-03-2022, 04:19 PM
Baron
 
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Warm water when you're brushing your teeth
 
Unread 22-03-2022, 04:26 PM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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The slight wobble the forum does as you scroll on a phone on iOS. Keeps to a straight line on android…
 
Unread 23-03-2022, 02:58 PM
Drexl
 
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Relatives who used to buy you clothes for Christmas when you wanted a toy.

Still got a slight grudge now, decades later
 
Unread 23-03-2022, 03:43 PM
waynes ear's
 
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electricians

you'd think being skilled in preventing injury from electricity would make committing suicide pretty easy to do. Not my electrician, tried to hang himself the fat c***.

Whats even more irritating is the wiring is done, appliances just need wiring in etc and he's only gone and tried that.

Shaking with rage here.
 
Unread 23-03-2022, 03:44 PM
silv
 
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electricians

you'd think being skilled in preventing injury from electricity would make committing suicide pretty easy to do. Not my electrician, tried to hang himself the fat c***.

Whats even more irritating is the wiring is done, appliances just need wiring in etc and he's only gone and tried that.

Shaking with rage here.
you are a terrible person
 
Unread 23-03-2022, 03:47 PM
waynes ear's
 
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I know, you pointing out something I already know doesn't solve my wiring issue does it pal
 
Unread 23-03-2022, 04:07 PM
silv
 
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I know, you pointing out something I already know doesn't solve my wiring issue does it pal
Sigmund Freud couldn't solve your wiring buddy
 
Unread 24-03-2022, 11:28 AM
Selhurst Samurai
 
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People telling me about dreams they’ve had.

Could not be less interested.
 
Unread 24-03-2022, 11:36 AM
Drexl
 
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People telling me about dreams they’ve had.

Could not be less interested.
What if the dream was about you, and in it you were involved in an accident at 4:27 this afternoon?
 
Unread 24-03-2022, 12:33 PM
Selhurst Samurai
 
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What if the dream was about you, and in it you were involved in an accident at 4:27 this afternoon?
 
Unread 24-03-2022, 01:07 PM
Chorlton74
 
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having to give your phone number out for online quotes.

i want a quote, not a conversation when you ring up at 08:01 the following day, even after ticking the email/sms box only. vultures.
 
Unread 24-03-2022, 01:40 PM
waynes ear's
 
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put the wrong number in ffs
 
Unread 24-03-2022, 02:02 PM
Chorlton74
 
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put the wrong number in ffs
i normally do, but when i forget, i know about it the next day.
 
Unread 24-03-2022, 02:12 PM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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Women with ridiculously overly adored fingernails, its a hardware shop on a Wednesday afternoon not the king of siams night palace.
 
Unread 26-03-2022, 08:12 AM
Poop
 
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"Happy Tuesday"

"Happy Friday"

Etc.

Why or who in f***s name started that shite?

Happy Wednesday everybody!

Why, what holiday is this?

f***ing d***heads who do that shit. It'll happy lunch break next, or happy take a shit day.

Happy f*** off
 
Unread 26-03-2022, 11:45 AM
Dr Stranger
 
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"Happy Tuesday"

"Happy Friday"

Etc.

Why or who in f***s name started that shite?

Happy Wednesday everybody!

Why, what holiday is this?

f***ing d***heads who do that shit. It'll happy lunch break next, or happy take a shit day.

Happy f*** off
Baby talk. It can f*** right off.

“Love you to the moon and back”

Revolting and nonsensical.
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