I know what we need to improve the atmosphere at OT next season..

..

I have put forth this theory before, but I feel we could seriously benefit from ditching the likes of 'United Road' and 'Stone Roses' in favour of some hard core euro techno music.

Imagine, the floodlights all suddenly start swivelling about and turn into strobe lights...

About 55 seconds into this song, Keegan would come onto the mic "Old Trafford, are you reeeeeaaaaaddaaaayyy!?" Of course everyone would have already necked their free tab which came in the match program, so we'd all be £#%&!in wired.

"yeeeeeaaaaah!!"

"Then let's haaaave iiiiiiiit"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoDOJiIr0fk

Now, that would seriously improve the atmosphere imho.

less cockneys imo

Hardly hardcore. This is hardcore:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1SSFExDpS0

Originally Posted by Ginners

less cockneys imo

Word.

We could also ditch keegan for that blonde guy from Scooter.

Instead of boring us all with the team sheets, he could just shout random shit like in his songs!


"Party peeepuul. In the house that funky football built, are you ready to join me on a chuuurney? Into the chaar of mustaaard?!"

"Yeeeah! Hardcore! Oyster caaaaard!"

"Come on!! I am the loaf of bread which makes der bunny rabbit shit rainboooows!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wquCCFvbNhI

Terraces.

More acohol
less cockneys
no foriengers apart from Irish
no women

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

More acohol
less cockneys
no foriengers apart from Irish
no women

More people who can spell.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

More acohol
less cockneys
no foriengers apart from Irish
no women

I'm inclined to say
Less cockneys
No Irish
No Women

The irish fans on mutv make the cockneys look like sir alex himself...£#%&!ing head the balls

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

I'm inclined to say
Less cockneys
No Irish
No Women

The irish fans on mutv make the cockneys look like sir alex himself...£#%&!ing head the balls

They sing though, we're talking about atmosphere, not on wether it's o.k to be racist.

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

I'm inclined to say
Less cockneys
No Irish
No Women

The irish fans on mutv make the cockneys look like sir alex himself...£#%&!ing head the balls

the irish @#%&!s are the worst imho, not sure why mutv put them on.

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

I'm inclined to say
Less cockneys
No Irish
No Women

The irish fans on mutv make the cockneys look like sir alex himself...£#%&!ing head the balls

should have the same rules in our house

Originally Posted by no fun

should have the same rules in our house

Yeah and two weeks later you'd be living in the bath tub crying yourself to sleep. Jog on padré.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Yeah and two weeks later you'd be living in the bath tub crying yourself to sleep. Jog on padré.

and ?

Originally Posted by no fun

and ?

Eating cold beans out of a bucket with your fingers whilst listening to classic music in a vest.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Eating cold beans out of a bucket with your fingers whilst listening to classic music in a vest.

classic or classical ?

Both at the same time. That's how bothered you'd be. Then you'd fall down the stairs and hit your head and you'd just say what's the point in getting up and eventually you'd throw yourself infront of a bridge and everyone would laugh at your big sad face.

Nitrous oxide!!!

Originally Posted by Gog Coch

Nitrous oxide!!!

that's forward thinking!

not likes these facists "ban women, ban irish blah blah"

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Both at the same time. That's how bothered you'd be. Then you'd fall down the stairs and hit your head and you'd just say what's the point in getting up and eventually you'd throw yourself infront of a bridge and everyone would laugh at your big sad face.

£#%&!ing hell Fuzz have you just turned into a 5 year old