Official Match Thread. ... Man Utd V Swansea 12 pm Bt Sports

Smart. Let's got to Arsenal with no centre halves at all

For crying out loud.

Jose predicted this.
Will Jones or Smalling step up? Nope.

They must surely now leave the club in the summer.

Every season, no matter the names, Utd have a CB crisis

Another injury ffs

Originally Posted by jem

er.... of all the places rooney could have put it....

An absolute Phil Jones of an injury.

Originally Posted by irk

Smart. Let's got to Arsenal with no centre halves at all

Have to go to Spain with no CB's first.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

Every season, no matter the names, Utd have a CB crisis

It's an absolute £#%&!ing joke.

Originally Posted by dunk

Depends what up with Shaw, if he's been trodden on and broke a metatarsal or something, what can he do?

More likely got his leg hairs stuck in his shin pad straps.

Another one down

No fit CB for Thursday bar young axel

Matt Damon.

Do they train on concrete at carrington or what?

can not see us holding out with that back four now....... need another goal.....quickly.......

Originally Posted by irk

Do they train on concrete at carrington or what?

In roller skates. Two sizes too big. After five pints.

Setting up perfectly for our traditional OT draw against a crap team.

See what Jose is made of here, best way to protect that back 4 is to be very much on the front foot, not by dropping back..

Fancy making a substitution for an 'entirely different player'

This Montero is a pain in the arse.

Originally Posted by thatsfuctit

Fancy making a substitution for an 'entirely different player'

Jose warming up