Spurs v Manchester United - 5:30pm 19/08/23 - Official Match Thread

How shit were we when we had new managers

Then they've all only got worse

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

Didn't you hear? They're building something special. First taking a point from the Gtech Community Stadium and then this. There's no stopping them.

United atrocious away to a decent team* again






*spurs

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Would've done better if Casimero had played.

Bit tough considering he doesn’t exist.

In other news, Casemiro was poor.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Shaw is back to lazy Shaw…..when is Malacia back
Casemiro looks finished

I'm sure we're all feeling a bit underwhelmed (if not remotely surprised), but the stupidity of this post beggars belief.

10h needs to take a long hard look in the mirror.

Originally Posted by dunk

Christ you’re an insufferable @#%&!.

Feeling is mutual

Originally Posted by jem

I'm sure we're all feeling a bit underwhelmed (if not remotely surprised), but the stupidity of this post beggars belief.

10h needs to take a long hard look in the mirror.

I really hate that mirror:

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

I really hate that mirror:

Feeling is mutual etc

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Like Man United’s new manager in game two at Brentford last season?

On the contrary, we’ve played two teams who needed new managers, have had a matter of days and weeks to address issues and have turned our better performances than us.

It’s a pitiful excuse.

little bit different being new utd manager compared to new wolves / spurs manager, guess you dont realise that

Originally Posted by andyroo

How shit were we when we had new managers

Then they've all only got worse

We didn't start badly under Ole tbf. Think that JM also began with a few wins?

we aren’t unfit.

They other teams just look fitter because their players are running into space that we leave for them.

Bruno, mount and Antony cover the most ground in games I’d assume.

We just don’t play with a system, we don’t press as a unit so when the pace opens up the opposition just run into space.

look at bisouma today ffs . Looked like a prime Kante

We are in big trouble. Just look at our squad ffs.

mount and Bruno in a midfield with a fat 33 year old. no intelligence, ball retention etc

Originally Posted by believe

Worrying me the level of expectation already on his shoulders.

Even injured he would be more of a goal threat than the school dinners @#%&!

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Yep. Has to buy.

He's not allowed to.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Bit tough considering he doesn’t exist.

In other news, Casemiro was poor.

Do you feel better now?

Originally Posted by marlo

mount and Bruno in a midfield with a fat 33 year old. no intelligence, ball retention etc

this is why carragher hates him but he isnt fat, he has chubby cheeks but he's probably 6-8% body fat. hate how shallow people are.

Originally Posted by Sandman

At least we'll be "morality champions"

Oh give over.

If our suits had done the right thing from the start, there would have been nothing for people to get upset about.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Oh give over.

If our suits had done the right thing from the start, there would have been nothing for people to get upset about.

Agreed pal, as soon as the charges were dropped, he should have returned to work at United.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

Have Spurs won the cup final, ffs?

Tell us what you saw from the first 2 matches that points to United being a serious team.

Because that is 2 shit performances doing the bad things from last year worse.

Roy Keane

“Man Utd are the new Spurs. Just very easy to play against, that’s the biggest insult”

I’m inclined to agree a bit tbh.

We are an absolute doddle to play against. Lots of space, no pressure, weak and just give up.

“Onana still looking for his first clean sheet as United goalkeeper”

Where do they get these #@&%!s from?

Originally Posted by larry

too many off the field distractions unfortunately, hope rachel is proud of herself

Like the paper airplane that so gracefully landed on the pitch