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Unread 06-04-2019, 08:37 PM
Hema
 
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I'm in a travellodge near Warrington for work. I've just been out to buy a couple of bottles of Wainwrights for my rock n roll night in before getting up at silly o clock for a taxi to Manc airport. Silly me, not got a bottle opener.

How would you open the bottle?
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 08:40 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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Hard edge. Stiff hand. Downward force.
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 08:40 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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Last time I did that I bust it open off the edge of a table. f*** them. Im nails like that.
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 08:41 PM
Switching Off
 
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Sit on it, then stand up really fast.
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 08:41 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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A lighter ?

That's a i ever use....
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 08:41 PM
suedeshoes
 
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Go and ask for a bottle opener.
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 08:42 PM
Hema
 
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It's all MDF shite furniture.

I'm that desperate, thinking of putting it in the 4 inch high kettle and waiting for the top to blow off.
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 08:43 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Switching Off
Sit on it, then stand up really fast.
Ffs

Where's the bottle gone switchers and take that smile off your face.
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 08:44 PM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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What's wrong with the teeth that God gave you?
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 08:45 PM
Drexl
 
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