Mkhitaryan

“Once Mourinho saw me at breakfast and said to me: ‘Because of you, the press criticises me’. I replied: ‘Really ,mister? I’m not doing it on purpose’.

"Mourinho once told me to train more. It all started from there. I thought, ‘I have nothing else to add to Manchester. I work, help the team, score and someone is still dissatisfied’.

"Playing for Manchester United is still a once in a lifetime chance. Entering the pitch together with Ibrahimovic, Pogba, Mata, De Gea… If I had to go back in time, I would have renewed the contract with the Red Devils."

“Really, mister?”

Was he in a £#%&!ing Charles Dickens novel?

Originally Posted by Ethers

“Really, mister?”

Was he in a £#%&!ing Charles Dickens novel?

Originally Posted by Ethers

“Really, mister?”

Was he in a £#%&!ing Charles Dickens novel?

“Please sir, can i headbutt Phil Jones?”

Is he still at Arsenal?

Nope. On loan at Roma.

Originally Posted by Ethers

“Really, mister?”

Was he in a £#%&!ing Charles Dickens novel?

That’s a nice handkerchief mister de gea.

We’d be doing better with him in the squad than Jesse.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

We’d be doing better with him in the squad than Jesse.

We'd be doing better with Prince Randian in the squad than £#%&!ing Lingard.

So Mourinho was a @#%&! who didn’t play people due to personal vendettas? Who would’ve thought

Originally Posted by dunk

So Mourinho was a @#%&! who didn’t play people due to personal vendettas? Who would’ve thought

And he has the balls to say he doesn’t care what the press say. Thinnest skin in the history of football.

Jose destroyed so many players imo. Martial is still traumatised and will probably never recover.

Jose hates players having autonomy and will try to destroy any creative or imaginative players.

Originally Posted by Ethers

“Really, mister?”

Was he in a £#%&!ing Charles Dickens novel?

Maybe the Armenian equivalent sounds more edgy tbf.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

consider yourself a shitc***
consider yourself one of the first team squad

ffs

Traditionally players abroad call the manager 'Mister'. Similar to English players saying 'Gaffer'.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Traditionally players abroad call the manager 'Mister'. Similar to English players saying 'Gaffer'.

Eh up, Andy Mitten’s in....

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Traditionally players abroad call the manager 'Mister'. Similar to English players saying 'Gaffer'.

Originally Posted by armchair

Jose destroyed so many players imo. Martial is still traumatised and will probably never recover.

Jose hates players having autonomy and will try to destroy any creative or imaginative players.

Who was the first player he broke? I’d say Joe Cole, I remember him looking brilliant as a youngster, went to Chelsea and Mou hated him didn’t he?

Definitely bullied as a kid.

On Martial

Once Mourinho saw me at dinner and said to me: ‘Because of you, the press criticises me’. I replied: ‘Cor blimey guvnor? I’m not doing it on purpose’.

"Mourinho once told me to run but I just walked a little bit then when the ball came near I just did a little sigh”

"Playing for Manchester United is still a once in a lifetime chance. Entering the pitch together with Lingard, Perreira and Onion… If I have to I’ll go back playing with the Red Devils."

Originally Posted by believe

On Martial

Once Mourinho saw me at dinner and said to me: ‘Because of you, the press criticises me’. I replied: ‘Cor blimey guvnor? I’m not doing it on purpose’.

"Mourinho once told me to run but I just walked a little bit then when the ball came near I just did a little sigh”

"Playing for Manchester United is still a once in a lifetime chance. Entering the pitch together with Lingard, Perreira and Onion… If I have to I’ll go back playing with the Red Devils."