Jesseh Lingard.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Don't know when this is from / arsed if posted...

It's proper £#%&!ing annoyed me .

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/s...593999360?s=19

He's £#%&!ing 28 with less goals & input than a 40 year old Rooney who's played half the £#%&!ing year in the states.

He's a state.

Whoever the coach is behind him should have booted him into next week..

Sell this @#%&!, pronto

One of the replies: this is the kid I make run laps for being disruptive.

Makes sense.

https://www.twitter.com/JesseLingard/status/1228820168236773376

Anyone got a spare noose they can send him in that case?

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Get the £#%&! out of the club

https://twitter.com/manutd_hq/status...649333762?s=21

My lad used to do stuff like that.

Was always getting told off by the coaches.

"There's plenty of time to mess about after training and after the match" they'd say.

Took a lot longer for the penny to drop with him than the other lads in his team, but he finally got the message and knuckled down when he reached 12.

One of the biggest mysteries in all my years following United. I wouldn’t have thought it possible to bluff an actual footballing career at the top level given that you have 70,000 plus pairs of eyes on you every other week, millions watching on the tv and Champions League winning managers casting their eyes on you in training every day, but here’s the proof you can. He’s better than the bloke Leonardo Di Caprio played in Catch me if you can.

I could see as clear as day from the first run van Gaal gave him that this kid does four fifths of £#%&! all; yet here he still is. Baffled tbh.

Originally Posted by utd99

One of the biggest mysteries in all my years following United. I wouldn’t have thought it possible to bluff an actual footballing career at the top level given that you have 70,000 plus pairs of eyes on you every other week, millions watching on the tv and Champions League winning managers casting their eyes on you in training every day, but here’s the proof you can. He’s better than the bloke Leonardo Di Caprio played in Catch me if you can.

I could see as clear as day from the first run van Gaal gave him that this kid does four fifths of f*** all; yet here he still is. Baffled tbh.

He's getting worse too.

He used to be good for a worldie now and then. Can't even do that now.

Originally Posted by Patty_b

After he's managed to £#%&! his loan spell in a pub league we can only hope he'll agree a loan move to China.

Coronavirus United, hopefully.

Even with the assist - which was a smart one - he was rubbish.

A player knows that nine times out of ten Bruno will find your run with a pass. With Lingard, nine times out of ten you won't see the ball again.

If he still has some stock, sell him. If not then I don't mid him being occasionally on the bench.

I almost feel sorry for him, can barely do anything right and everything just seems to bounce off him. He's Just not that good, and his previous flashes of ability seem to be one offs that have given him a reputation as a good player he can't keep up with and it's put him under the spotlight.

But then you see him doing handstands and £#%&!ing about in training like a child in the special B team and he can just well and truly £#%&! off. Immature shit £#%&!er.

It’s going to be a hard fall for the lad. Everton level to West Brom to Salford.

Did alright when he came on last night

Originally Posted by silv

Did alright when he came on last night

Corking shot that missed the goal by 10 yards...

Originally Posted by silv

Did alright when he came on last night

He did and I think that’s his level. Coming on as a sub when we’re 3-0 up against 10 men versus a championship level side.

You’re time to shine Jesse.

His shitness has been exposed beyond any reasonable doubt by Fernandes who has come in and had more of an impact in 3 games than lingard has in 3 years.

Could have scored five and he's still a £#%&!ing useless @#%&!. And a £#%&!er.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

He did and I think that’s his level. Coming on as a sub when we’re 3-0 up against 10 men versus a championship level side.

You’re time to shine Jesse.

His shitness has been exposed beyond any reasonable doubt by Fernandes who has come in and had more of an impact in 3 games than lingard has in 3 years.

Better, same or worse than TC23?

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Better, same or worse than TC23?

Good god, that website he had spinning the basketball. The Brand.

Originally Posted by Chorlton74

Good god, that website he had spinning the basketball. The Brand.

both better at branding than football...

Originally Posted by redhegemony

both better at branding than football...

damned by faint praise

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

damned by faint praise

starting to think Greening was a worldy

Originally Posted by redhegemony

starting to think Greening was a worldy

Originally Posted by silv

Did alright when he came on last night

Yep, did fine.

He’s at the point now where people have stopped being objective about his performances. Which tbf is his own fault for the dross he’s been serving up for months.

But as an option to come off the bench and stretch the game a bit, he’s ok for now