Whiny bitches, can't handle the heat? Get out the kitchen

JUDAS IS NUMBER ONE

The strange thing is that all the Chelsea fans I know don't hate him at all.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

The strange thing is that all the Chelsea fans I know don't hate him at all.

how is david mellor these days?

Thought he supported Fulham, pal?

(very droll, tbf)

You weren't the youngest of 3 children were you by any chance saffers?

Shows them up that they'd call the best manager in their history "Judas" ffs. Why? Because your bunch of mercenary shithouse players got him the sack? Idiots. If any deserve the tag judas it's those £#%&!ing tossers in the blue shirts on the pitch who have escaped any criticism despite throwing in the towel last year and effectively throwing their manager under the bus at the same time.

"Betrayed" indeed, Jose.

Absolute plastic tinpot shithouse club with a bunch of classless £#%&!ers for supporters.

I'm glad Jose has had successful stints at Madrid and Inter and now won something at United; Proper footballing institutions with a glittering tradition. He's far too good to have his entire career defined by 2 stints at that Oligarch's plaything.

I genuinely can't wait for Chelsea to hit the skids next season...that £#%&!er Conte was about one game from the sack earlier in the season. Just wait until things start going less than perfect before that Russian psycho in the boardroom casts another manager aside.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Shows them up that they'd call the best manager in their history "Judas" ffs. Why? Because your bunch of mercenary shithouse players got him the sack? Idiots. If any deserve the tag judas it's those £#%&!ing tossers in the blue shirts on the pitch who have escaped any criticism despite throwing in the towel last year and effectively throwing their manager under the bus at the same time.

"Betrayed" indeed, Jose.

Absolute plastic tinpot shithouse club with a bunch of classless w****rs for supporters.

I'm glad Jose has had successful stints at Madrid and Inter and now won something at United; Proper footballing institutions with a glittering tradition. He's far too good to have his entire career defined by 2 stints at that Oligarch's plaything.

I genuinely can't wait for Chelsea to hit the skids next season...that w****r Conte was about one game from the sack earlier in the season. Just wait until things start going less than perfect before that Russian psycho in the boardroom casts another manager aside.

I'm sure he's heading for the sack as he cake walks to the title...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

I'm sure he's heading for the sack as he cake walks to the title...

Only a matter of time. Ask Ancelotti...ask Jose...ask Di Matteo...

All won trophies and then binned the minute they hit a rough patch.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Shows them up that they'd call the best manager in their history "Judas" ffs. Why? Because your bunch of mercenary shithouse players got him the sack? Idiots. If any deserve the tag judas it's those £#%&!ing tossers in the blue shirts on the pitch who have escaped any criticism despite throwing in the towel last year and effectively throwing their manager under the bus at the same time.

"Betrayed" indeed, Jose.

Absolute plastic tinpot shithouse club with a bunch of classless £#%&!ers for supporters.

I'm glad Jose has had successful stints at Madrid and Inter and now won something at United; Proper footballing institutions with a glittering tradition. He's far too good to have his entire career defined by 2 stints at that Oligarch's plaything.

I genuinely can't wait for Chelsea to hit the skids next season...that £#%&!er Conte was about one game from the sack earlier in the season. Just wait until things start going less than perfect before that Russian psycho in the boardroom casts another manager aside.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Shows them up that they'd call the best manager in their history "Judas" ffs. Why? Because your bunch of mercenary shithouse players got him the sack? Idiots. If any deserve the tag judas it's those £#%&!ing tossers in the blue shirts on the pitch who have escaped any criticism despite throwing in the towel last year and effectively throwing their manager under the bus at the same time.

"Betrayed" indeed, Jose.

Absolute plastic tinpot shithouse club with a bunch of classless £#%&!ers for supporters.

I'm glad Jose has had successful stints at Madrid and Inter and now won something at United; Proper footballing institutions with a glittering tradition. He's far too good to have his entire career defined by 2 stints at that Oligarch's plaything.

I genuinely can't wait for Chelsea to hit the skids next season...that £#%&!er Conte was about one game from the sack earlier in the season. Just wait until things start going less than perfect before that Russian psycho in the boardroom casts another manager aside.

Its a funny old game, couldn't give 2 hoots about Chelsea before last night by the end me and the lad wanted Hazard assaulted Costa murdered, Jose to rip Conte's wig off and City to catch them


Calm down a little now, still want them to win the league I suppose.

if fergie came out of retirement to manage spurs, he would get a polite round of applause.

Originally Posted by Sizlack

Its a funny old game, couldn't give 2 hoots about Chelsea before last night by the end me and the lad wanted Hazard assaulted Costa murdered, Jose to rip Conte's wig off and City to catch them


Calm down a little now, still want them to win the league I suppose.

Sparky m'lud, The Fiver is a supposedly satirical online take on football by the Graun, though judging by that Switchers comment it is out early today

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Sparky m'lud, The Fiver is a supposedly satirical online take on football by the Graun, though judging by that Switchers comment it is out early today

Oh the islington media luvvies doing football satire....

I'd rather dip my %@#$&!s in boiling motor oil than read that shite.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Sparky m'lud, The Fiver is a supposedly satirical online take on football by the Graun, though judging by that Switchers comment it is out early today

Yeah, the general tone of the press has been distaste today. Jose inventing strong tackles has really upset a lot of people

QUOTE OF THE DAY
“The fans can call me what they want. When they have somebody who wins four Premier Leagues for them, I’ll be No2. For this moment, ‘Judas’ is No1” – in surprising news, José Mourinho reacts to Manchester United’s tedious and cynical 1-0 defeat at Chelsea in the FA Cup by pointing at himself and screaming: “Me, Me, Me, it’s all about Me!”

https://www.theguardian.com/football/series/thefiver

They said the same things about us when we gave Arsenal's "invincibles" a bit of physical treatment. Couldn't care less what any of them say tbh.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Only a matter of time. Ask Ancelotti...ask Jose...ask Di Matteo...

All won trophies and then binned the minute they hit a rough patch.

The journo who presents skys sunday supp, said on the radio, he was told by his "guy" at chelsea that conte was very close to being sacked in october for various reasons.

He'll be off within 3 years like always.

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=206522

All those times we've been rough-housed by Chelsea over the years...Terry, Ivanovic, Cole et al. Never a word about it.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=206522