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Unread 13-02-2020, 01:33 PM
doudou
 
Default Which of our players would you most like to get Coronavirus?

I'd say Phil Jones. Gets him off the books, and a nice little insurance payout too. Win-win
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 01:41 PM
Zorg
 
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What a tasteless thread Pogba
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 01:42 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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Shaw. Might sweat off some pounds.
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 01:43 PM
Pop
 
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Lingard.

I hate him beyond description.
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 01:43 PM
Ethers
 
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Pogba just for the “Moaner gets Corona” headlines
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 01:46 PM
Zorg
 
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Originally Posted by Ethers
Pogba just for the “Moaner gets Corona” headlines
No interest from Barcelona, loaned out to Hellas Verona
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 01:50 PM
HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon
 
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Any would be nice.
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 01:53 PM
Sapien
 
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Would need to read our insurance policy before opining
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 01:54 PM
no fun
 
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Rashford

Might eventually get decent medical treatment
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 01:56 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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Originally Posted by Ethers
Pogba just for the “Moaner gets Corona” headlines
Sanchez.

Hope he sneezes whilst driving his truck the KD Lang lookalike, Ivory bothering money pit and crashes and chops his head off by accident.
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 01:58 PM
Buck
 
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Imagine if Ighalo never gets to play for the club
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 01:58 PM
Drexl
 
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Lingard, because he would try to pass it to someone else and miss
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 01:58 PM
Cream
 
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Shaw.

Genuinely think he could eat it. I mean beat it.
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 02:22 PM
Switching Off
 
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Nobody done the EVERYONE gif?
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 02:23 PM
waynes ear's
 
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wouldnt wish it on our players but given we've got Chelsea, Watford and Everton coming up with the very real prospect of ZERO points out of that lot, i wouldn't mind a dose myself.
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 03:21 PM
rustling jimmies
 
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Not a player but putting Ole into quarantine until the end of the season would be nice.
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 04:33 PM
Fat Al
 
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Nobody done the EVERYONE gif?
Damn you. Was just checking no-one else had done it, had it all ready to go.
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 04:56 PM
est.1878
 
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What a tasteless thread Pogba


Our of interest, presumably insured 6x or more salary in event of death? Perfect false flag wage reduction opportunity imo.
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 06:39 PM
red in cumbria
 
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wouldnt wish it on our players but given we've got Chelsea, Watford and Everton coming up with the very real prospect of ZERO points out of that lot, i wouldn't mind a dose myself.
We won't get zero points, yhihf.
 
Unread 13-02-2020, 08:50 PM
Albert Tatlock
 
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Originally Posted by Fat Al
Damn you. Was just checking no-one else had done it, had it all ready to go.
It's not actually been posted Al so go ahead.
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