If you were a footballer, what would your goal celebration be?

i would go down one one knee and pretend i was shooting a rocket launcher as i do in my computergames against my gay friends.


but seriousl,i would be a total sharpy shuffle man!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Rossi the Red

Mine would be an arrogant style strut back to the centre circle. When the players run up to me to celebrate i'd be like

"What?....What's all the fuss? i do this shit all the time!!

Much like the two greatest goal celebrations of all time...

Eric against Sunderland, and Justin Fashanu against the vermin.

what the poles call 'gest kozakiewicza' - kozakiewicz's gesture. it was a friendly gesture made by władysław kozakiewicz towards the spectators (party bigwigs) after he won the pole vault gold at the moscow olympics. only i'd do it towards the glazers, of course. every time i scored.

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after the games the soviets demanded he be stripped of the gold medal.

which made him a national hero in poland, of course.

Walk back to the centre circle and just get on with it.