Man Utd star: 'I'm half the player I can be under Van Gaal'

Originally Posted by elephantstone

he is naïve enough to talk to a reporter.

based on what, detective?

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Guarantee that little shit who sits alongside Louis during every game is somehow party to this.
Crafty horrible little @#%&! who I wouldn't trust as far as I could lift a grand piano.

What's Frans Hoek ever done to you?

Originally Posted by dragflick

What's Frans Hoek ever done to you?

ugh? I was refering to - fred the red.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Guarantee that little shit who sits alongside Louis during every game is somehow party to this.
Crafty horrible little c*** who I wouldn't trust as far as I could lift a grand piano.

Oh go and £#%&! off, Ryan Giggs a Machiavellian political schemer plotting to take over the big chair from behind the scenes? Pull the other one it's got £#%&!ing bells on.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

ugh? I was refering to - fred the red.

I was once locked in a lift with him.

Bet you don't know who I am. I'm Fred the Red

Returned 5 hours later and the £#%&!er was still riding the lift

Originally Posted by dragflick

What's Frans Hoek ever done to you?

He has no idea who that is...

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Guarantee that little shit who sits alongside Louis during every game is somehow party to this.
Crafty horrible little @#%&! who I wouldn't trust as far as I could lift a grand piano.

I always thought you were Poppy... this isn't helping my fevered imagination.

Originally Posted by dragflick

What's Frans Hoek ever done to you?

It's probably that mask he wears that makes him look like Albert Stuivenberg.

Enough to enrage anyone tbf.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He has no idea who that is...

Cheeky. He used to be the corned beef inspector for Denton.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Cheeky. He used to be the corned beef inspector for Denton.

Why do you have Jamie Vardey's sex offender uncle as an avatar?

Originally Posted by sa7

Why do you have Jamie Vardey's sex offender uncle as an avatar?

Ashton, isn't that an under armour/skin that you wear under a sports top etc?

Originally Posted by dragflick

Ashton, isn't that an under armour/skin that you wear under a sports top etc?

How would he know? The picture isn't him.

Originally Posted by Swagger

based on what, detective?

being a body language expert, his gait would suggest he isn't happy and he would express the resentment to anyone who lend an ear.

trust me on this Swags

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Cheeky. He used to be the corned beef inspector for Denton.

Looks a bit like Moyes.

Originally Posted by TreeFiddy

How would he know? The picture isn't him.

Originally Posted by Cream

I always thought you were Poppy... this isn't helping my fevered imagination.

welly mvIV?

Originally Posted by sa7

Why do you have Jamie Vardey's sex offender uncle as an avatar?

Originally Posted by dragflick

Ashton, isn't that an under armour/skin that you wear under a sports top etc?

No it's a pretty shit MS paint job by the looks of it.

Originally Posted by ScholesGingerSheen

Oh go and £#%&! off, Ryan Giggs a Machiavellian political schemer plotting to take over the big chair from behind the scenes? Pull the other one it's got £#%&!ing bells on.

Aye, he'd never go behind someone's back.

As with the Labour party right now, 90% of "anonymous" briefing can be dismissed as shite. I suppose the thing, in both cases, is sifting out the 10% that might have some truth.