Romelu Lukaku apology thread

Yeah yeah we all know he’s shit ffs but seriously there are no strikers about. We seriously going into next season with Rashford as our centre forward

Originally Posted by Vedder

Yeah yeah we all know he’s shit ffs but seriously there are no strikers about. We seriously going into next season with Rashford as our centre forward

Originally Posted by Buck

He thinks Juve want him - that was the rumour a while ago.

I hate the useless £#%&!. Sell him ASAP.

Originally Posted by believe

Literally anyone.

This.

I'm sure the friendly Italian fans will be very welcoming to Lukaku.

He'll be swatting away nazi salutes & flares on the side of the leaning tower of pisa within a month.

Originally Posted by Vedder

Who the £#%&! do we replace this useless @#%&! with?

Nobody. Saffers should just do the honourable thing and flounce.

Originally Posted by Vedder

This fat @#%&! second half was one of the most shambolic efforts ever in a red shirt.

Still quite stunned tbh.

Please Lazio, Please.......

£70m
Worst transfer of all time.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

This fat @#%&! second half was one of the most shambolic efforts ever in a red shirt.

Still quite stunned tbh.

Ran for 20 minutes then was completely £#%&!ed

Neville was flat out laughing about how gassed he was. After 25 minutes. Get £#%&!ing rid.

Fat slob who's got less cardio than harvey price.

Originally Posted by yoda

£70m
Worst transfer of all time.

Isn't he our record transfer? Was £75m plus Rooney plus the wages we gave him to leave.

Why does he bother doing step overs?

Everyone knows he's coming back onto his left foot and then smashing in a cross to nobody.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

He thinks Juve want him - that was the rumour a while ago.

I hate the useless £#%&!. Sell him ASAP.



This.

Lukaku playing with Ronnie, given the effort and sacrifice he demands from his main striker The mental abuse would have him 10 kg lighter in no time.

Still be a shit footballer though, but hey, ho, if Higuaín can score goals in Serie A then so will Rom.

Lost count of the times the dozy @#%&! wandered offside



Appalling player

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

This fat @#%&! second half was one of the most shambolic efforts ever in a red shirt.

Still quite stunned tbh.

Probably thought he done enough with that one great piece of play for the goal
Probably tired himself celebrating it

He’s such a lazy clumsy oaf

Out the door please

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

Lost count of the times the dozy @#%&! wandered offside



Appalling player

Not just offside. Five £#%&!ing yards off.

Relying on this fat mess and that little @#%&! Sánchez second half made me sick tbh.

Made this in November. Plenty of subject matter he's provided since then

https://streamable.com/ft8mi