Time to come up with new songs innit

Ok I have done the odd one.

It`s time we come up with some new songs. I`ve give you the obvious which is going on my banner. One Casemiro, There`s only one Casermiro!

Originally Posted by GBMUFC2020

Ok I have done the odd one.

It`s time we come up with some new songs. I`ve give you the obvious which is going on my banner. One Casemiro, There`s only one Casermiro!

Casemiro song should be to the tune of That's Amore imo

when the shit hits the fan
drinking piss from a can
CASEMIRO!

when the ball hits your head
but you're sat in row z
that antony

when he's just spinning round
with one foot on the ground
that's antony

when he won't take a shot
just a pass to dalot
that's antony

j biden 6½

you can jump on your harley, son
we should've bought richarlison
that's antony

Cass! Aha. Saviour of the universe.

Originally Posted by jem

when the ball hits your head
but you're sat in row z
that antony

when he's just spinning round
with one foot on the ground
that's antony

when he won't take a shot
just a pass to dalot
that's antony

j biden 6½

you can jump on your harley, son
we should've bought richarlison
that's antony

Can`t beat that...smilling

To the tune of Macho Man, Village people:

"Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Garnacho, nacho man (nacho man)
It's got to be Garnacho man
It's got to be a Garnacho, nacho man
It's got to be Garnacho! Ow!"

If you need a striker
But won't pay Atleti
How about a lump on loan?

If you really need me
Just loan me from Burnley
Come on Arnold make it so (make it so)

He's not a carthorse, he's a Weghorst actually, he's a Weghorst actually
Came to United from Besiktas and Burnley, from Besiktas and Burnley

His heart's beating like a drum,
Cos at last he's got his lump on loan
Feels like saying, "Old Trafford is my home"

If you need a striker...

Originally Posted by jem

when the ball hits your head
but you're sat in row z
that antony

when he's just spinning round
with one foot on the ground
that's antony

when he won't take a shot
just a pass to dalot
that's antony

j biden 6½

you can jump on your harley, son
we should've bought richarlison
that's antony

I Lol'd

Originally Posted by jem

when the ball hits your head
but you're sat in row z
that antony

when he's just spinning round
with one foot on the ground
that's antony

when he won't take a shot
just a pass to dalot
that's antony

j biden 6½

you can jump on your harley, son
we should've bought richarlison
that's antony

Brilliant

With apologies to Nile Rodgers


Ahhhh le horst
He’s shit… but cheap
Le horst

Have you heard about our new cart horst
United’s board have had a £#%&!ing ‘caust
20 guilders the reds are paying him
He’s freaky tall, a great big Dutch @#%&!

Burnley reject Burnley reject woah woah

Shot and Dalot don't rhyme....

It's Rashford time.
There's no need to be afraid.
At Rashford time,
We get some food,
And it's all pre-paid...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Shot and Dalot don't rhyme....

true.

when martial won't show....

he's no garnacho....

he won't have a go....

just knocks to and fro'

with his best mate dalot....

that's an-to-ny!

(an-to-me-to-you)

You are my Weghorst,

My Woutie Weghorst,

Latest sign of financial decay

Useful as stale toast,

Clog wearing lamppost,

Somebody take the glazers away. 


Originally Posted by Finport Red

You are my Weghorst,

My Woutie Weghorst,

Latest sign of financial decay

Useful as stale toast,

Clog wearing lamppost,

Somebody take the glazers away. 


A Horst with No Game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na47wMFfQCo

Can't belive it's not Terry Coooooke

It's antony, you knooooow

Originally Posted by jem

true.

when martial won't show....

he's no garnacho....

he won't have a go....

just knocks to and fro'

with his best mate dalot....

that's an-to-ny!

(an-to-me-to-you)

Better
[#@&%!]

Originally Posted by BarryX

It's Rashford time.
There's no need to be afraid.
At Rashford time,
We get some food,
And it's all pre-paid...

…tonight thank god it’s Ten instead of Mou