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In other news, Roma declare themselves Champions League quarter-final winners.
AP, Thursday April 12, 2007, 7.45 pm
Said Roma manager Luciano Spaletti: "It is clear that we are the victors. We have dominated Manchester United and they had no answer for our complete control of the game. Everything they tried did not come off - how could it, faced with our mastery of the ball and the agility of our movement? We have shown that everything in our play is right and everything in theirs is wrong. It could not be more clear. They should now run away and hide their faces in humiliation and shame." Roma captain Francesco Totti added: "You are quite right, Luciano, and have been in everything you have said and done all along. I salute you for this. What disaster you have brought upon our opponents. I laugh at the ineptitude of the poor fools." When it was pointed out that it is a matter of record that the tie finished on an aggregate score of 8-3 to Manchester United, following a crushing 7-1 defeat for Roma at Old Trafford, Spaletti was unmoved: "This was not the score. We in fact scored more goals than they did, and played much the better football." "You tell them, my friend!" interjected Totti. "I do not have the exact scoreline available at the moment," Spaletti went on, "but very important sources to which neither yourselves nor Manchester United are privy have supplied it to me. Obviously, I cannot divulge more to such trivial persons as these, but the facts are not as you say: that is mere speculation." Upon being confronted with a large number of newspaper headlines, the referee's report, and a videotape of the game itself, all confirming the result and final score, Totti went very quiet on the subject, while Spaletti immediately started a five-hour argument with the coffee lady about the temperature of his espresso. |
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you know what i find hilarious about this thread.
its been read by over 85 people and most of the regulars but such is the fear for this pompous @#%&! that no one will dare post what they think of this apparant "joke" this is one of the worst jokes ive ever read and most if not all of you agree with me. im laughing now at how tropical actually thought this was funny and how long he must have taken composing it. if i posted this thread its would have 3 pages. |
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