DAVE is officially number one after that, sorry Hendo! APOLOGY THREAD

DDG should look for one too before he starts chucking them in again

The fact that Hendo is brave enough to seek his fortune somewhere less glamorous isn’t a surprise. compared to the line dweller

Sitting on the taxi way waiting for a fax to go through in Madrid

I hope beyond all hopes we’re goalkeeper shopping ffs.

Originally Posted by dunk

I hope beyond all hopes we’re goalkeeper shopping ffs.

the keeper from Leeds apparently.

No, i'm not bullshitting

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

the keeper from Leeds apparently.

No, i'm not bullshitting

He’s decent, but he’s another skinny little bitch.

Originally Posted by dunk

I hope beyond all hopes we’re goalkeeper shopping ffs.

Shut up bitch.

Originally Posted by saffers

Shut up bitch.

He’s £#%&!. So are you.

Originally Posted by dunk

He’s £#%&!. So are you.

You don't know shit about football.

Merry christmas though.

Originally Posted by saffers

You don't know shit about football.

Merry christmas though.

I’ve forgotten more than you’ve ever known, pal.

All the best to you and yours

Respect please!

Saved us a point.

Playing really well

However it’s kinda typical Dave in that he plays well when we’re £#%&!ing shit and giving up chances for fun

Fantastic save ……… by a very highly paid keeper

Anyone told him yet he needs to rip under performing central
defenders new arseholes wake the £#%&!ers up and organise them?

Dunk finished off after tonight.

Originally Posted by saffers

Dunk finished off after tonight.

What? He made saves any competent keeper should

Christ the state of the £#%&!ing standards on here. You’ve been that used to his £#%&!ing clown show for the past 3 years that the ordinary looks impressive to you*

*The last save was decent, but he still should be making it.

That said, the standards thing probably applies to every single one of the £#%&!ing shisters in red

90% of De gea’s saves push the ball back into a danger area. I don’t get the praise he’s getting this season. He’s a liability.

And I think we saw last season the defence was more confident with a keeper like Henderson behind them. De gea doesn’t improve the defence in front of him. He makes them nervous and cautious because he doesn’t command the area to come off his line. Contrast to the effect schmeichel had on his defence.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Playing really well

However it’s kinda typical Dave in that he plays well when we’re £#%&!ing shit and giving up chances for fun

Go hand in hand tbf

He’s the type of keeper that needs to stay busy.

Mistakes have usually come when we’re completely on top of the opposition and it’s like he loses concentration and throws a couple in.

Credit should go to Maguire and his defence tbf, he knows we need Dave back in good form for the second half of the season.

Capt.Mags

Originally Posted by AK14

Go hand in hand tbf

He’s the type of keeper that needs to stay busy.

Mistakes have usually come when we’re completely on top of the opposition and it’s like he loses concentration and throws a couple in.

Credit should go to Maguire and his defence tbf, he knows we need Dave back in good form for the second half of the season.

Capt.Mags

Sums de gea up. Great in a shit team, shit in a good team where he has to maintain concentration for one save every blue moon.

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

90% of De gea’s saves push the ball back into a danger area. I don’t get the praise he’s getting this season. He’s a liability.

And I think we saw last season the defence was more confident with a keeper like Henderson behind them. De gea doesn’t improve the defence in front of him. He makes them nervous and cautious because he doesn’t command the area to come off his line. Contrast to the effect schmeichel had on his defence.

That's all vary well but Henderson is absolutely shite.

Honest to God every time I see this thread I think it’s about the rapper. Even the “number one” makes me think of the music charts.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Honest to God every time I see this thread I think it’s about the rapper. Even the “number one” makes me think of the music charts.

I am the king of snappy thread titles.

New dunk callout thread coming TONIGHT btw.