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Unread 15-04-2019, 04:13 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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The wankatron 2000.
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 04:18 PM
no fun
 
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I was planning to use my lump sum early retirement fund to assist my children in life, but I now might have to reconsider
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 04:18 PM
waynes ear's
 
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The wankatron 2000.
will it work in conjunction with a Gamertron 2000? Because if so, I know someone who would deffo buy one
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:05 PM
92ToBury
 
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Virtual Reality makes it a big yes. Cheaper than a woman long term nqat. Ros from Game of Thrones on the VR set and Id be looking at a divorce lawyer.
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:08 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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Virtual Reality makes it a big yes. Cheaper than a woman long term nqat. Ros from Game of Thrones on the VR set and Id be looking at a divorce lawyer.
Why would you dress Ros as a divorce lawyer?
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:10 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Why would you dress Ros as a divorce lawyer?
Some people like that sort of thing.
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:18 PM
Jammy Dodger
 
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Why would anyone be too embarrassed to do it manually but not too embarrassed to use that machine?
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:18 PM
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I'd fucking love one in my house tbh.

Don't like the layout of them in that video however, all lined up beside eachother and no privacy screens. Imagine being stood there, trousers around your ankles as it pumps away on your cock and then your boss or neighbour pops in for a quick autowank.

"Evening Jim"....
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:20 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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Why would anyone be too embarrassed to do it manually but not too embarrassed to use that machine?
Maybe theyre just lazy?
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:26 PM
Mr_Ed
 
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Too embarrassed to do it naturally?
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