New Manager - Worst Case Scenario

What would be YOUR nightmare scenario?

Steven Gerrard?
Ole? ha!
Mike Phelan?

Souness for me. He'd probably die pitchside, and we'd have to erect a statue where he fell*

*EDIT: on the plus side, we could somehow automate his statue to take the throw ins

Originally Posted by Drexl

What would be YOUR nightmare scenario?

Steven Gerrard?
Ole? ha!
Mike Phelan?

Souness for me. He'd probably die pitchside, and we'd have to erect a statue where he fell

there's worst case scenario, then there's the patently ridiculous

we'll stick with ole for a while yet, all aboard the rollercoaster until it's too much to bear.... probably go for Rodgers or Arsene Wenger...

If we're going to £#%&! shit up, lets do it properly.

Originally Posted by Patty_b

If we're going to £#%&! shit up, lets do it properly.

the worst case scenario there is: Keane punches Pogba (no problem there), but Pogba leathers him

Social media virtual manager

500k reyweets to sign a player

250k likes to make a sub

2m likes to instantly terminate someones contract

Use Fred the red with an lcd screen on his chest as a proxy for the dugout

Worst case scenario is Carrick as caretaker, him having a surprisingly good run and being given a three-year contract.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Worst case scenario is Carrick as caretaker, him having a surprisingly good run and being given a three-year contract.

Can imagine the announcement now. Everyone celebrating and Carrick with his thousand yard stare looking totally emotionless. “Happy to be here”

Originally Posted by est.1878

Use Fred the red with an lcd screen on his chest as a proxy for the dugout

they should do that for when refs check var

Originally Posted by Zorg

Worst case scenario is Carrick as caretaker, him having a surprisingly good run and being given a three-year contract.

steady on pal, this thread was meant as a bit of fun, no need to scare us all ffs

Originally Posted by est.1878

Social media virtual manager

500k reyweets to sign a player

250k likes to make a sub

2m likes to instantly terminate someones contract

Use Fred the red with an lcd screen on his chest as a proxy for the dugout

I've been thinking about this... imagine if the fred match thread was the manager? 4 subs as the start whistle blows, 2 players committing harakiri, 17 offers to meet in the car park for a dust up

Brendan Rodgers

Originally Posted by believe

Brendan Rodgers

he's not one to be saddled with a bloated mess tbf

Southgate

Originally Posted by AK14

Southgate

look, this thread is spinning right out of £#%&!ing control DELETE DELETE DELETE

Originally Posted by AK14

Southgate

This is the realistic worst case

Originally Posted by Drexl

I've been thinking about this... imagine if the fred match thread was the manager? 4 subs as the start whistle blows, 2 players committing harakiri, 17 offers to meet in the car park for a dust up

Starting with 10 men v spurs as part of a psyop

Think of all the ratings and retweets. Ad rev through the roof. On roofs we defo have enough structural engineers on here (or just travs) to advise architects on south stand roof over the railway, finally getting us to 85k. Don't overlook sending the what's for tea link to the corporate kitchens to overhaul the menus. Gourmeh Cheese on toast with lashings of wfh skive

Forward with Fred.

Originally Posted by est.1878

Starting with 10 men v spurs as part of a psyop

Think of all the ratings and retweets. Ad rev through the roof. On roofs we defo have enough structural engineers on here (or just travs) to advise architects on south stand roof over the railway, finally getting us to 85k. Don't overlook sending the what's for tea link to the corporate kitchens to overhaul the menus. Gourmeh Cheese on toast with lashings of wfh skive

Forward with Fred.

i love the smell of pissy knickers in the morning

what a team FRED has assembled.

Originally Posted by Stickman

This is the realistic worst case

Probably because it also feels the most possible.

The thought of it gives me shudders.

Happy eve-of-all-souls-that-died-before-whence-you-came

Southgate.

Originally Posted by 75Red

Southgate.

Yeah but at least we would sign Stirling. And Pizza Hut