DAVE is officially number one after that, sorry Hendo! APOLOGY THREAD

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Eh?

it wasn't aimed at you, dear heart.

Originally Posted by jem

it wasn't aimed at you, dear heart.

He was saying 'eh?' because you're spouting nonsensical shite again.

Originally Posted by The taste of...

Whatever

Here’s that typical lack of competition from Keano - did he not realise he might save a pen one day?

‘I am sick to death of this goalkeeper’
I’d be swinging punches at him’

Tune in below to see if the Magic hat is talking about Hendo’s cap

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=35@&%!80x8U

He's been shite for 3 years, and before that his amazing reflexes made up for his shortcomings. Hopefully his sudden realisation that he'd lost his club and International spots and was being roundly ridiculed at the age of 30 is sufficient to at least ensure he pays attention until we can £#%&! him off.

Of course, that video only covers direct mistakes, it omits the times he’s caused mayhem with shit distribution, being welded to his line or just general poor goalkeeping.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

He's not the GOAT - but he's a damn sight better than the cap-wearing other goalkeeper we have which a lot of people claimed based on a good season at Sheffield United.

Based on the defence looking a lot more self assured knowing the keeper behind them will do his job and actually deal with crosses and come off his line to confront a one on one.

Originally Posted by dunk

He was saying 'eh?' because you're spouting nonsensical shite again.

you need to up your game. or we could send you out on loan to the championship.

Originally Posted by jem

you need to up your game. or we could send you out on loan to the championship.

you should be playing in Qatar.

Originally Posted by dunk

you should be playing in Qatar.

so, you're saying I've had a stellar career and am taking a well-earned period of relaxation on a massive tax-free salary, where I can still pull a crowd, teach the youngsters a thing or two and do a few tricks. as against you just being a bit shit and unsellable? mmmmk. sounds about right. :0)

Originally Posted by jem

so, you're saying I've had a stellar career and am taking a well-earned period of relaxation on a massive tax-free salary, where I can still pull a crowd, teach the youngsters a thing or two and do a few tricks. as against you just being a bit shit and unsellable? mmmmk. sounds about right. :0)

No. I’m saying you should be £#%&!ed off to a shit league in a country nobody cares about where you may be executed.

Originally Posted by dunk

No. I’m saying you should be £#%&!ed off to a shit league in a country nobody cares about where you may be executed.

how many foreign footballers have been executed in qatar?

unless you think tony the tiger's "brother" was murdered........

Originally Posted by jem

how many foreign footballers have been executed in qatar?

unless you think tony the tiger's "brother" was murdered........

Dunno, but if anyone can talk their way into it it’s you.

Originally Posted by dunk

Dunno, but if anyone can talk their way into it it’s you.

FFS





No...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

FFS





No...

That £#%&!ing ‘pass’ yesterday.

Comes up for the corner all Billy Crap Cap, has the chance to just pass it off five yards to an actual footballer and tried to ping one out wide for VDB. Straight in to touch. Arsehead.

What a performance from the lad

Back to his best?

Originally Posted by AK14

What a performance from the lad

Back to his best?

I grow more hopeful by the appearance. The saves he’s made tonight have always the things he did brilliantly though tbf. Reaction stops.

Haters are simply in the mud at this point.

So many posts that can be digged up.

They thought he was dead...

Originally Posted by saffers

Haters are simply in the mud at this point.

So many posts that can be digged up.

They thought he was dead...

dug

btw

Yeah, he's our undisputed number 1 (and one) again.

Big saves again last night. Produced plenty already this seasons and comfortably our Man of the match.

You can see he’s more confident and it’s spreading to him being a little more positive and commanding coming off his line.

PLEASE keep it going

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Big saves again last night. Produced plenty already this seasons and comfortably our Man of the match.

You can see he’s more confident and it’s spreading to him being a little more positive and commanding coming off his line.

PLEASE keep it going

Highlights just how bad he’s been in the main for the last 2-3 seasons imo.

all he does is make saves.