so... what have we got so far?

Originally Posted by Paul Mcgrath

A very poor WUM to. Stick to the day job i think. The real wummers are probably all sat in a circle laughing at your attempt.

whereas those who specialise in one-line put-downs won't even have registered your existence.


and even tatty spotted the grain of truth.


you are the palacio's hair of the forum.

A provocation from jemima? We're through the looking glass here people.

6/10

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

6/10

That rating is a bit flattering for jem I think.

Originally Posted by sharath

That rating is a bit flattering for jem I think.

As is common with such a blunt tool as marking out of 10 jem is getting over-marked on past reputation. He's a sort of Fred Tish Frank Lampard.

I agree with some of what the forums foremost Gordon Sumner impressionist says. It has taken Ronaldo 4 years to really become the world class player we all knew he was going to become so why are we expecting Nanny and Neo to set the world alight?
As for Hargreaves he was a joke before the last world cup and whilst Tevez is utter class I don't think we are going to sign him.
Far too much chirpy optimism on this forum at the moment.

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

I agree with some of what the forums foremost Gordon Sumner impressionist says. It has taken Ronaldo 4 years to really become the world class player we all knew he was going to become so why are we expecting Nanny and Neo to set the world alight?
As for Hargreaves he was a joke before the last world cup and whilst Tevez is utter class I don't think we are going to sign him.
Far too much chirpy optimism on this forum at the moment.

great stuff, except I think jem was playing the awful wind up card. torres for golden boot gave it away.

Hargreaves is another Phil Neville his inflated transfer price was based on his above average performance in 2 games in the world cup regardless of what he won playing alongside Ballack at Bayern. He will £#%&! united's midfield this season and I am not a doomlord. Im just not Hargreaves's biggest fan

Originally Posted by elephantstone

Hargreaves is another Phil Neville his inflated transfer price was based on his above average performance in 2 games in the world cup regardless of what he won playing alongside Ballack at Bayern. He will £#%&! united's midfield this season and I am not a doomlord. Im just not Hargreaves's biggest fan

I sincerely hope you have the balls to admit what a @#%&!wit you are when Hargreaves proves you completely wrong.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

I sincerely hope you have the balls to admit what a @#%&!wit you are when Hargreaves proves you completely wrong.

He doesn't.

Originally Posted by dakpul

He doesn't.

Of course he doesn't. At least violator for all his faults did with Carrick.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

I sincerely hope you have the balls to admit what a @#%&!wit you are when Hargreaves proves you completely wrong.

I sense that both elephantstone (as a fellow Hargreaves doubter I will now refer to him by the informal nickname of the 'stone) are in a no win situation. When Hargreaves has a good game, which I have no doubt he will from time to time, you will be able to properly point and shout "AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!" at us whilst when he has a complete fletcher style shocker we will not be in a rubbing in mood as it will have been to the detriment of the football club we both support.

Originally Posted by dakpul

He doesn't.

oh yes he does. if stone has anything he has a gargantuan set of balls.

Originally Posted by borsuk

oh yes he does. if stone has anything he has a gargantuan set of balls.

nope, tiny little marbles for balls old stoney.

Originally Posted by borsuk

oh yes he does. if stone has anything he has a gargantuan set of balls.

That's down to an infection though.

I'm pleassed to hear that rather than scouting players like he did with all his other signings this summer, Fergie just watched a couple of average performances by Hargreaves in the World Cup, blanked out the fact he is Phil Neville and decided to spend so much money on him.
I could take some of this anti-OH vitriol more seriously if it wasn't so ridiculous. Fergie and Ottmar Hitzfeld both seem to think he's a top class midfielder as did Sven, they may all be wrong as may I on this, not so wrong as to miss the fact that, as some suggest here, he's £#%&!ing useless though, surely?

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

As for Hargreaves he was a joke before the last world cup and whilst Tevez is utter class I don't think we are going to sign him.
Far too much chirpy optimism on this forum at the moment.

He was if you just read the papers and didn't bother to watch him and formulate your opinion.

Originally Posted by Carrick

He was if you just read the papers and didn't bother to watch him and formulate your opinion.

Sorry I have enough vendettas with forum @#%&!s to start arguing with you as well

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

Sorry I have enough vendettas with forum @#%&!s to start arguing with you as well

It's not an argument, i'm just telling you that you were wrong.

Originally Posted by jem

looking for some realism, you mean. spurs and liverpool will both finish above us next season.

Well Spurs do have Zakora so of course they will finish above us.

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

I agree with some of what the forums foremost Gordon Sumner impressionist says. It has taken Ronaldo 4 years to really become the world class player we all knew he was going to become so why are we expecting Nanny and Neo to set the world alight?
As for Hargreaves he was a joke before the last world cup and whilst Tevez is utter class I don't think we are going to sign him.
Far too much chirpy optimism on this forum at the moment.

Your opinion is worthless FCUM scum

Originally Posted by Skag Trendy

Your opinion is worthless FCUM scum

Are your GCSEs coming up skaggy? You seem to be on here a whole lot less than you used to be