so... what have we got so far?

a couple of kids who are unproven (but cost a ridiculous shitload of money we can't afford);

yet another england b team midfielder who can't really tackle (but cost a shitload of money we can't afford.. deja vu);

maybe, just maybe, a sort of striker who's "a bit too similar to rooney" (and will cost a shitload of money we can't afford).

I don't know about you, but I'm buzzing to £#%&! (or whatever young people are saying on the street today.... I mean tonight).

so we don't have a defensive midfielder. so we don't have a goalscorer who can play two games in a row. so we'll be selling heinze, smith, richardson, silvestre, etc and be left with a thin squad again. so rossi still won't get a £#%&!ing chance. so £#%&!ing what?

there is no close season for misery.

torres will pick up the golden boot next season.





still, there is the prospect of fergie shaving his head to look forward to, I suppose.

£#%&!ing hell jem, the morning shift will go loopy.


There is a grain of truth in everything that you've written but this summers transfers dealings have been impressive whichever way you look at them.

Nani and Anderson I expect to be very average in their first season so I wince a little at the expectations being heaped on them.

go watch chelsea

Originally Posted by tatty

£#%&!ing hell jem, the morning shift will go loopy.


There is a grain of truth in everything that you've written but this summers transfers dealings have been impressive whichever way you look at them.

Nani and Anderson I expect to be very average in their first season so I wince a little at the expectations being heaped on them.

Found out today that Lucy PinderIs only 4ft8 tall, so will have absolutely tiny feet.

Originally Posted by user_name

go watch chelsea

shyeah.

like bosmans will give me the same buzz.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Found out today that Lucy Pinder Is only 4ft8 tall, so will have absolutely tiny feet.

woo-hoo

£#%&! nani and anderson, lets perve some size 3s.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Found out today that Lucy PinderIs only 4ft8 tall, so will have absolutely tiny feet.

Sorry to shit on your parade http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...+pinder+height


Shit thread as well looking for a reaction.

So what you're saying Jem is that with the players we've already signed and the possible arrival of Tevez we're going to be worse off?

Originally Posted by Fatboy Shrek

Shit thread as well looking for a reaction.

looking for some realism, you mean. spurs and liverpool will both finish above us next season.

Scar actually thought Pinder was 4"8!

That's a midget ffs.

Originally Posted by jem

looking for some realism, you mean. spurs and liverpool will both finish above us next season.

I bet you that mangy black cat they don't.

Originally Posted by jem

looking for some realism, you mean. spurs and liverpool will both finish above us next season.

What odds you giving jem? And i'm not talkin' vCash

Originally Posted by jem

spurs and Newcastle will both finish above us next season.

I'll agree with that one.

Originally Posted by Stone Monkey

What odds you giving jem? And i'm not talkin' vCash

it's just a matter of time til stevie g comes out with a quote about wanting "their" trophy back. you just wait.

He can talk all he wants mate he won't get owt. I guarantee we will finish above the dirties next season.

YHIHF.

Originally Posted by jem

yet another england b team midfielder who can't really tackle (but cost a shitload of money we can't afford.. deja vu);

...

so we don't have a defensive midfielder. so we don't have a goalscorer who can play two games in a row. so we'll be

sorry!..but not being able to tackle or not being defensive enough!


Carrick was last season.

You're mad you are. Mad.

I don't remember you being a wummer jem.

Have you been at the meths again?

A very poor WUM to. Stick to the day job i think. The real wummers are probably all sat in a circle laughing at your attempt.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Found out today that Lucy PinderIs only 4ft8 tall, so will have absolutely tiny feet.

Wum

Originally Posted by jem

a couple of kids who are unproven (but cost a ridiculous shitload of money we can't afford);

yet another england b team midfielder who can't really tackle (but cost a shitload of money we can't afford.. deja vu);

maybe, just maybe, a sort of striker who's "a bit too similar to rooney" (and will cost a shitload of money we can't afford).

I don't know about you, but I'm buzzing to £#%&! (or whatever young people are saying on the street today.... I mean tonight).

so we don't have a defensive midfielder. so we don't have a goalscorer who can play two games in a row. so we'll be selling heinze, smith, richardson, silvestre, etc and be left with a thin squad again. so rossi still won't get a £#%&!ing chance. so £#%&!ing what?

there is no close season for misery.

torres will pick up the golden boot next season.





still, there is the prospect of fergie shaving his head to look forward to, I suppose.

I'm the slapped arse of the forum thank you very much