Inter now owe us 45m for Lukaku

In moments of weakness I think it would be ok to have him back.

Then I think about watching him in an apoplectic rage and I want to fire him in to outer space.

His thumbs up after every wayward forward pass is possibly my least favourite United memory of all times.

Can’t remember watching a less refined forward in all my years. He played like he’d just come straight from an afternoon session in Moon under the Water.

Awful player.

Originally Posted by Motown Manc

His thumbs up after every wayward forward pass is possibly my least favourite United memory of all times.

Seconded only to the time he tried the 'moody after scoring a goal' thing when he bundled it over the line at home to Bournemouth. Would rather play with 10 men than watch him try and trap a ball.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Can’t remember watching a less refined forward in all my years. He played like he’d just come straight from an afternoon session in Moon under the Water.

Awful player.

I take it you've not watched Rashford for the last 5 months then.

One of my all time favourite Fred comments

‘.... he’s got the ball control of a £#%&!ing Dalek!’

Originally Posted by The taste of...

One of my all time favourite Fred comments

‘.... he’s got the ball control of a £#%&!ing Dalek!’

I also enjoyed:

“....looks like he’s playing in skinny jeans”

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I take it you've not watched Rashford for the last 5 months then.

Unfortunately I have. Rashers has the skills and the physical attributes to become a top player. He just suffers from Nani esque decision making.

No chance he comes back to england. Actual pressure?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57338847

Originally Posted by ScarFace

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57338847

Inter better be applying for a payday loan for £45m then!

Never used to win much in the air either. From behind the goal we had the joy of either seeing Smalling's passing contortions or Lukaku running offside. Glory days

The 2/3 players that we "can take our pick of" are superb. I just don't think a) its actually that straightforward b) the players would have no say and might not want to sign for us and c) this is United - it'd be far too sensible for us to just get Skriniar, Brozovic or Martinez.

We'll probably the only club in history that'll just get ignored or stalled until right after the transfer window closes and then we can say "we were after at least 2 Inter players but they wouldn't pay up.....now, we've signed nobody because they were the only players that were 'gettable'. Still, Phil Jones has signed on for another 4 years."

I would have partially forgiven his first touch if he used his size and strength to absolutely dominate centre halves. But he didn't. Seven stone nothing Jamie Vardy is more of a physical presence

Oh, and Lukaku was absolutely horrendous in large for us. Yeah he scored a few but the amount of times where, in that one moment where he'd receive the ball, he'd look like he'd honestly just been introduced to football. Stephen Hawkin would have controlled the ball better at times. Shocking.

Knock £10m off in lieu of being their shirt sponsor.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Knock £10m off in lieu of being their shirt sponsor.

Lieu-kaku

We’ll probably end up with Mikael Silvestre and a pickled egg.

Originally Posted by Zorg

We’ll probably end up with Mikael Silvestre and a pickled egg.

That was Believe pal

Originally Posted by Drexl

That was Believe pal