Valencia v MUFC Match Thread - 8pm - BT Sport 3

Originally Posted by woody78

Those 2 and de gea are the only ones worth keeping.

Couldn't care less about the rest

^This, £#%&! the lot of them.

Originally Posted by Wez

^This, £#%&! the lot of them.

Throw in dalot we got a deal

We’re the fools in all this. None of that lot give a £#%&!.

Originally Posted by utd99

We’re the fools in all this. None of that lot give a £#%&!.

Who knew?

They go back to their mansions, trophy wives, Bentleys and Range Rovers (that they wouldn’t have a clue how to drive) and play computer games all day, punctuated by visits from their hairdresser and no doubt, manicurist, whilst the average supporter stumps up a one large chunk of income to enable the lifestyle. I don’t even blame the players. Although they should be doing a lot better, It’s not the fault of Smalling, Jones, Pogba or the manager we’re in this mess. Everything about this club is geared towards maximising profit for the owners. They didn’t by the club for any other reason. Doubt they’d ever watched a game of football beforehand. Zero interest in the game. Look at the £#%&!ing Berts ripping it up with a proper infrastructure like we used to have ...

Wish somebody would shoot the @#%&!s

All we are is negative energy these days. This one’s shit, that one needs to go, that one’s a fraud. It’s soul sapping.

Well done Ed.

enjoyed that



hugs

Originally Posted by puressence

enjoyed that



hugs

Get the bed sheets out big man

Originally Posted by Vedder

Get the bed sheets out big man

need a washing line for the @#%&!s

https://twitter.com/casper_vb/status/1072983337495605248?s=21

Wow

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/casper_vb/status...495605248?s=21

Wow

That wasn't all his touches.

I can recall at least one where the ball was hoofed out of our box and it just pinged back off him towards our terrified defence. May as well be 3 foot tall and 6 stone.

The real question has to be why we're suddenly exposing his flaws? The £#%&!er used to bang them in for us.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/casper_vb/status...495605248?s=21

Wow

Honestly that is awful. It's almost pointless building up play.

Think of the difference if it was someone with good movement, touch, and passing.

Oh and finishing.

Jesus he's shiiiiite.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/casper_vb/status...495605248?s=21

Wow

Words fail me...

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/casper_vb/status...495605248?s=21

Wow

May as well play with 10 men.

That doesn't even show his mis control near the start. We had a man over on the break, unfortunately the ball went to Lukaku. All he had to do was take a touch and play a simple pass.
He couldn't even do the 1st bit

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Honestly that is awful. It's almost pointless building up play.

Think of the difference if it was someone with good movement, touch, and passing.

Oh and finishing.

Jesus he's shiiiiite.

Imagine stunting Rashford's development to sign this guy

Has Mou told the press he wasn't his signing too yet? Not been following.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Imagine stunting Rashford's development to sign this guy

Has Mou told the press he wasn't his signing too yet? Not been following.

Never signed a player in his OT career has big Mou, oh, except Zlatan, he was 100% his...

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Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/casper_vb/status...495605248?s=21

Wow

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/casper_vb/status...495605248?s=21

Wow

If you want to further ruin your mood, just watch a video of Ruud on YouTube, and remember just how brilliant he was. He's still better than fatty is now.

In fact, here you go...

https://youtu.be/vaURnABwSMc

Originally Posted by NegativeNorris

If you want to further ruin your mood, just watch a video of Ruud on YouTube, and remember just how brilliant he was. He's still better than fatty is now.

In fact, here you go...
https://youtu.be/vaURnABwSMc

To be fair, you're comparing the absolute worst period of Lukaku's career with Ruud's highlights.

Lukaku's confidence is absolutely shot at the moment, and he can't do anything right - strikers in particular go through periods like that. He's still scored well over 200 goals for clubs and country at about a goal every 2 games - not far off Ruud's record.

If Lukaku had Beckham on one wing and Giggs on the other pinging in crosses instead of the shit he has to play with at the moment he might look better.

I still don't think he's the right fit for United - he's too slow and one paced - but he isn't as bad as he is being made to look at the moment.

Originally Posted by Surfers do Charlie

To be fair, you're comparing the absolute worst period of Lukaku's career with Ruud's highlights.

Lukaku's confidence is absolutely shot at the moment, and he can't do anything right - strikers in particular go through periods like that. He's still scored well over 200 goals for clubs and country at about a goal every 2 games - not far off Ruud's record.

If Lukaku had Beckham on one wing and Giggs on the other pinging in crosses instead of the shit he has to play with at the moment he might look better.

I still don't think he's the right fit for United - he's too slow and one paced - but he isn't as bad as he is being made to look at the moment.

All top strikers go through a barren stretch, but I don’t remember a period where van Nistelrooy looked like he was kicking a ball for the first time. Lukaku just isn’t good enough for a team that aspires to the top level. Look at the difference between him and Aguero/Suarez/Lewandowski/Kane etc... it’s £#%&!ing depressing.

Yep, the thing about Lukaku is that his bad is so unutterably bad.

Literally no redeeming features to him right now.