Liverpool v Man Utd 4pm Sky Sports #elshipcanal

Could be anything will we turn up will Liverpool go all out will pogba play will the greatest goalkeeper on the planet perform miracles will the real Man Utd £#%&!ing turn up all will be revealed from 4 Literally no idea what will happen I’m going 1-2 utd and what I’d love is nothing more tha Jose celebrating with the fans anyway the pre match and post with Keane promises to be excellent enjoy the day ❤️❤️❤️❤️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

This will ruin xmas

3-0 liverpool

If we win it'll be one nil. No way we're scoring two

Would take a low scoring loss NOW!

Meeting up with mates to watch it - honestly can’t see the point. All we’re going to do for 90 mins is swear at the telly and get wound up.

2-2 thriller.....

Hugs and dance moves at the final whistle.....the friendly derby, ship canal veins, red heart...

Not a single bit of niggle left in this fixture anymore......

Vile.

Had a proper look at the league table for the first time in ages yesterday. £#%&! me, we are shite.

Wins for Arse, Chelsea and Liverpool today puts us 11 pts behind FIFTH!

Lose heavily today and he's gone imo.

We could lose this 4-0 and that uselss @#%&! signing a new contract would still be the worst moment of the weekend

It will be the typical Anfield scrap, with the odd goal in it. Perfect scenario for Mourinho, no pressure to attack, can just sit back, punt it long and wait for a mistake.

If it comes off it pretty much guarantees him to be here for the rest of the season.

I think we'll just nick it. Smalling to play the part of O'Shea.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Had a proper look at the league table for the first time in ages yesterday. £#%&! me, we are shite.

Wins for Arse, Chelsea and Liverpool today puts us 11 pts behind FIFTH!

Lose heavily today and he's gone imo.

We'll be beaten 1-0 through an early goal and spending the rest of the game defending for a single goal loss nqat.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Lose heavily today and he's gone imo.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

If it comes off it pretty much guarantees him to be here for the rest of the season.

win or lose, we are stuck with the @#%&!.

we could easily win. none of it matters. we'll look shit. we might scab it against the run of play. it won't change anything.

Hmmm gonna go with 2-1 those @#%&!s.

Back on top if they win, the ground will be buzzing.

They’ll score at least 4 imo.

As long as our lads release a new hoodie and mittens with fake spectamacules the score doesn't really matter imo

I think we’re going to get a comprehensive pumelling today. Verm by 2 goals.

Expect 0-0

But wouldn't be surprised if they beat us 4-0

Would be astonished if we scrapped a win

Her dad's coming round. Might bring his missus. Maybe during the game.

I've never felt so detached from the fixture.

Think we've looked better since ditching Poggers and we'll probably drop him for the game today.

1-2 if Dave shows up.

2-0.

And that will flatter us.

We'll have 4 shots on goal, hitting the target once (a Rashford pot shot from 40 yards straight at Allison)

We'll be outplayed for 75 minutes, with a decent 15 spell of territory and possession resulting in nothing, with Jose telling us at full time that we could have got something if we'd scored in that spell.

They'll play better than us and, worst of all, they'll work harder than us.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

2-2 thriller.....

Hugs and dance moves at the final whistle.....the friendly derby, ship canal veins, red heart...

Not a single bit of niggle left in this fixture anymore......

Vile.

Does my head in.

If I were playing today I’d be raking studs down calves and whispering death threat before I left the £#%&!ing tunnel.

Originally Posted by sa7

Does my head in.

If I were playing today I’d be raking studs down calves and whispering death threat before I left the £#%&!ing tunnel.

And that's just on pogba