PAID: Manchester United v Juventus Official Match Thread

I predict the usual promising opening 10 or so minutes followed by our standard inevitable drop-off in intensity until we stop threatening all together.

Juventus will then score and we'll just implode, as usual.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Mourinho

Both buses late so Mourinho got out and walked in a hoodie and nobody recognised him

hahaha he's such a card isn't he

what a £#%&!ing #@&%!

Originally Posted by browser

Give it a rest you boring try-hard bastard

£#%&! off you sad @#%&!; if you're happy with this united then you're a complete £#%&!er.

Originally Posted by Tronics

Fred dead?

We are still going AFAICS, despite the sad hounding out of saffers

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Is Valencia injured or been dropped after liking that Instagram pic?


Had an operation apparently.
Corpse is on the bench.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

hahaha he's such a card isn't he

what a £#%&!ing #@&%!



£#%&! off you sad @#%&!; if you're happy with this united then you're a complete £#%&!er.

Love parters when he gets rattled.

Originally Posted by Tronics

Fred dead?

Couple of international breaks ago, Mou was asked about him and he sounded pissed off. 'No idea, haven't seen him for 3 weeks'.

Not been seen since afaik.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

£#%&! off you sad @#%&!; if you're happy with this united then you're a complete £#%&!er.

If anybody sums up the problem with this United it's the useless @#%&! in your avatar. I doubt anyone's happy with the current situation but we're about to play Juventus. A complete £#%&!er would decide to focus on Ashley Young being captain

Mou unusually upbeat on that interview. And smiling.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I predict the usual promising opening 10 or so minutes followed by our standard inevitable drop-off in intensity until we stop threatening all together.

Juventus will then score and we'll just implode, as usual.

Can’t you be where you were for Saturday’s match sparky

Not had a feeling like tonight for ages and even stuck £20 on us to do the business which I never do.

Come on you reds.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Not had a feeling like tonight for ages and even stick £20 on us to do the business

Uh-oh.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Not had a feeling like tonight for ages and even stuck £20 on us to do the business which I never do.

Come on you reds.

Ffs

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Not had a feeling like tonight for ages and even stuck £20 on us to do the business which I never do.

Come on you reds.

Lukaku

Dave has to come and take that ball, almost dropping at the corner of his 6 yard box from a 40 yard straight ball.

Lukaku with the clown feet.......

Lukaku

Can't see Juve holding out at this rate.

Lukaku needs to be binned in the summer

giving away far too many silly free kicks...