WORLD CUP 2018 - Brazil v Switzerland - Group E - 17th June, 19:00 BST - Live on ITV

Boring, functional, mechanical, but always there.

Then there's Switzerland.

How long until the first mention of cuckoo clocks?

https://twitter.com/5liveSport/status/1008393672889720832?s=19

Originally Posted by andyroo

Boring, functional, mechanical, but always there.

Then there's Switzerland.

I think/hope they might be different this time. Might actually be a bit like the old Brazil.

Switzerland are always horrific though and will try their best to ruin it.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Switzerland are always horrific though and will try their best to ruin it.

Remember 120 whole minutes between them and Ukraine that could have been used as an Abu Ghraib torture aid.

(can't recall if it was the WC or Euros, however)

Hopefully they smash the cuckoo @#%&!s.

Have we signed this Fred lad? Not good enough to start.

I actually hope home of the beige wins. Brazilian meltdowns are far more entertaining than their football.

Hope this is a thrashing. Big teams not impressing so far.

Shaqiri thirty yarder first goal then either 0-1 or 5-1

Where’s that Fred shit @#%&! we’ve just bought?

Is he another Kleberson?

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Is he another Kleberson?

A know site might be closing soon but lets try last the world cup

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Where’s that Fred shit @#%&! we’ve just bought?

Is he another Kleberson?

Injured by casemeiro in training according to internet.

Scouse @#%&!

Thank £#%&! the @#%&!s sold him

Could've done with him in the CL final.

heh heh.

Remember watching the Brazilian Ronaldo as a kid the 98 and 2002 World Cup and Neymar just isn't on the same level.

Don't care what he does at peg.

Plays off the left to showcase his dribbling but doesn't seem a great dribbler and doesn't have the creativity of Ronaldinho who played that position.

Jesus and Neymar is laughable compared to Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and rival do.

Imagine if they existed during the social media age

The lad in the Panini sticker costume

Originally Posted by AnthonyMartial

Remember watching the Brazilian Ronaldo as a kid the 98 and 2002 World Cup and Neymar just isn't on the same level.

Don't care what he does at peg.

Plays off the left to showcase his dribbling but doesn't seem a great dribbler and doesn't have the creativity of Ronaldinho who played that position.

Jesus and Neymar is laughable compared to Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and rival do.

Imagine if they existed during the social media age

"During the war..."

Bloody loved Rival Do