Zlatan

Originally Posted by saffers

Red santos really is red now.

Ibra the fraud, 5 games 5 goals

Similar to RVN's record. Yet we played better faster counter-attacking football with him out of the team.

The walking wardrobe can't even run

I hope Rashford is patient

Originally Posted by Red Santos

Our new Van Nistelrooy 2004-2006.

Overrated. Slow lump upfront. Makes us one-dimensional and slows us down.

At least bunks player rants hold up with him contributing to the forum what's the £#%&! is the you absolute shit @#%&! and who the actual £#%&! are u

Originally Posted by Red Santos

Similar to RVN's record. Yet we played better faster counter-attacking football with him out of the team.

The walking wardrobe can't even run

I hope Rashford is patient

I wish you would run into a wardrobe head first you @#%&!

Fansboys are rattled

#YouveBeenDoneByCleverMarketingAgain

#Ibrahimocringe

It was a good game today

Genuinely no £#%&!ing idea what your point is.

EMOJI - I'm pissed.

Originally Posted by Red Santos

Our new Van Nistelrooy 2004-2006.

Overrated. Slow lump upfront. Makes us one-dimensional and slows us down.

RVN and Ibra are nothing alike. Ibra is more like Yorkie while RVN was more like Ole.

Originally Posted by Red Santos

Fansboys are rattled

#YouveBeenDoneByCleverMarketingAgain

#Ibrahimocringe

You seem weirdly happy about today's events.

What a @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Red Santos

Fansboys are rattled

#YouveBeenDoneByCleverMarketingAgain

#Ibrahimocringe

You odd little creature.

Originally Posted by Red Santos

Fanboys are rattled

#DoneByCleverMarketingToo #Imbrahimocringe

Fanboys

I'm not and never have been, but to blame him for today is just quite frankly.

His all round game was poor today, but he'll get 25+ goals this season. When was the last time we had one of those? VP first season?

Originally Posted by Red Santos

Fansboys are rattled

#YouveBeenDoneByCleverMarketingAgain

#Ibrahimocringe

#£#%&!OffBert

A player of his experience should have done a lot more when Lingard nicked it off the keeper and slotted him in. He could have run at goal but he had no awareness of what was around him. It should have been a goal.

On the other hand the goal he scored was a half chance at best. Incredible balance, technique and improvisation to get his boot around it and squeeze it between the defenders. I don't think anyone else on the pitch could have done that.

All the other chances weren't clear ones. Mostly half volleys from the edge of the box or the City defenders closed him down quickly.

The game was a bit quick too quick for him but he was still a threat. He certainly wasn't the issue today.

The Ruud statement isn't as ridiculous as it sounds. Despite the amount of goals he scored, the way we played to feed him was detrimental to the team. Ruud mostly did his job but when he didn't we were stuffed. That was a relatively baron time for United. 1 league and 1 fa cup in 5 years was hardly a success. Still loved him though.

Originally Posted by Lok

A player of his experience should have done a lot more when Lingard nicked it off the keeper and slotted him in. He could have run at goal but he had no awareness of what was around him. It should have been a goal.

On the other hand the goal he scored was a half chance at best. Incredible balance, technique and improvisation to get his boot around it and squeeze it between the defenders. I don't think anyone else on the pitch could have done that.

All the other chances weren't clear ones. Mostly half volleys from the edge of the box or the City defenders closed him down quickly.

The game was a bit quick too quick for him but he was still a threat. He certainly wasn't the issue today.

The Ruud statement isn't as ridiculous as it sounds. Despite the amount of goals he scored, the way we played to feed him was detrimental to the team. Ruud mostly did his job but when he didn't we were stuffed. That was a relatively baron time for United. 1 league and 1 fa cup in 5 years was hardly a success. Still loved him though.

Harsh on Baron.

Originally Posted by Cream

Harsh on Baron.

Replace Rooney with Rashford and we as a team and Zlatan as a player will look miles better.

Originally Posted by Red Santos

#ZlatanAintGoodEnoughToLaceKingEricsBoots

Only a handful of people on the planet are, tbf.

Originally Posted by Red Santos

#YouSheep£$£

#ZlatanAintGoodEnoughToLaceKingEricsBoots



The Ibrahimocringe £#%&!fest is just cringe

#ZlatanAintGoodEnoughToLaceKingEricsBoots

Mate, you're a #@&%!. Hth.

#IamZlatan

Originally Posted by Red Santos

#Iama£#%&!ing#@&%!womble

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