Tevez in todays papers

Apparantly he is begging Sparky to play in the game.
Please make this be true.
The look on the thick @#%&!s face when we batter them will be priceless.
Tevez, Tevez what's the score!

hope Vidic batters the £#%&! out of the mercenary @#%&!.

He also expects a good reputation.

He is as thick as he looks like then heh...

I'll give him a warm welcome. Legend

He will score.

He always scores against us

I honestly hope that Godzilla, or at least that Chewit monster from the seventies, chooses that moment to come on to the pitch and chomp his silly head off.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

I honestly hope that Godzilla, or at least that Chewit monster from the seventies, chooses that moment to come on to the pitch and chomp his silly head off.

Chewit Monster.. ..fantastic !

Originally Posted by wiganste

I'll give him a warm welcome. Legend

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

He will score.

He always scores against us

It wont matter much at 5-0 though will it. Part of me hopes he does score and runs over to Fergie, who'll drop him like a sack of shit.

Originally Posted by Lok

Whats LOK stand for Dave?

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

I honestly hope that Godzilla, or at least that Chewit monster from the seventies, chooses that moment to come on to the pitch and chomp his silly head off.

but is he even chewier than a barrow-in-furness bus depot?

Be nice if he played and snapped his achilles running onto the pitch.

I really hope he plays, I'll be gutted if he doesn't. The look on his face when he is getting booed will be brilliant.

The £#%&!ing work horse @#%&!.

i hope plays and scores when we are 4-0 up, runs over to fergie cups his ears, then runs the perimeter of the pitch holding one ear until he reaches the city fans where they proceed to sing 'fergie, sign him up' then runs back to his starting position. and gets subbed

Originally Posted by Sloane

i hope plays and scores when we are 4-0 up, runs over to fergie cups his ears, then runs the perimeter of the pitch holding one ear until he reaches the city fans where they proceed to sing 'fergie, sign him up' then runs back to his starting position. and gets subbed

That much running would take the little shit about half an hour.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ited-fans.html

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

That much running would take the little shit about half an hour.

world class running though

I wonder if there'll be any songs for Tevez. Was thinking along the lines of Falk-land-Islands Falk-land-Islands instead of the Argentina....no doubt something a lot worse..

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

It wont matter much at 5-0 though will it. Part of me hopes he does score and runs over to Fergie, who'll drop him like a sack of shit.

Can you just imagine it? - runs over to Alex, who just walks up to him and chins the @#%&!.

he turned into a complete slapped arse the moment we signed berbatov and he had to fight for his place, which speaks volumes about the man.