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Unread 01-09-2022, 05:24 PM
Finport Red
 
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Cool as f*** posting bro. Have watched you from a warehouse in wherever to being a player in Dubai, one of the reasons I've stayed on fred is people like you, as open and honest as......

Show them your purple d*** and they will all become immediately pregnant
…to his grandad
 
Unread 01-09-2022, 05:32 PM
NedKelly
 
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Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth
The bloke's bang out of order saying that. It's one thing your mates taking the piss, but...
Yeah I’m actually angry on believes behalf tbh. Annoying me to think about. Should have glassed him
 
Unread 01-09-2022, 05:36 PM
silv
 
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The bloke's bang out of order saying that. It's one thing your mates taking the piss, but...
Sounds like it’s free reign on old bellers
 
Unread 01-09-2022, 08:52 PM
silv
 
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The lack of appreciation I get from the wife when I tell her what a hero I was for fixing our energy tariffs last year for 2 years EVERY SINGLE DAY
 
Unread 02-09-2022, 09:34 AM
Selhurst Samurai
 
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The bloke's bang out of order saying that. It's one thing your mates taking the piss, but...
I agree. Deserves a slap for that.

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Originally Posted by Poop
Waking up at 3:20 in the morning with severe stomach cramps, running to the bog where you proceed to shit yout arse inside out, then returning to bed after 20 minutes of hell but not before trodding barefoot into a cold wet lump of cat vomit on the landing floor
I hate it when that happens
 
Unread 03-09-2022, 09:37 AM
Ethers
 
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Taylor Hawkins.

Couldn’t stand the gormless gurning incessantly happy c*** or his shit music while he was alive, and even in death I’m utterly sick of hearing about him.
 
Unread 03-09-2022, 09:41 AM
Finport Red
 
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People who say “so therefore…”

 
Unread 04-09-2022, 11:14 AM
est.1878
 
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The mild fear rush typing walking on a work/school group chat
 
Unread 05-09-2022, 11:50 AM
est.1878
 
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Run dmc tshirts
 
Unread 05-09-2022, 11:58 AM
Neo
 
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Retail workers, mainly in clothes stores, asking me if I need any help whilst I'm browsing.

Leave me the f*** alone, if I need help I'll ask.
 
Unread 05-09-2022, 12:01 PM
Patty_b
 
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Retail workers, mainly in clothes stores, asking me if I need any help whilst I'm browsing.

Leave me the f*** alone, if I need help I'll ask.
That's a good one. Completely agree as well.
 
Unread 05-09-2022, 12:14 PM
Neo
 
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That's a good one. Completely agree as well.
I know they're asked to do it, and its part of their job, but its so f***ing annoying.

Actually makes me feel like I'm doing something I shouldn't when I tell them "I'm just looking".
 
Unread 05-09-2022, 12:19 PM
NedKelly
 
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People not saying “no problem” or a variation thereof when I say “thanks”. Won’t say thanks in future then, c***.
 
Unread 05-09-2022, 12:47 PM
Jethro
 
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The HMRC website. A labyrinth of shite.
 
Unread 05-09-2022, 12:55 PM
Ethers
 
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I know they're asked to do it, and its part of their job, but its so f***ing annoying.

Actually makes me feel like I'm doing something I shouldn't when I tell them "I'm just looking".
It’s to warn off shoplifters pal. You must look shifty.
 
Unread 06-09-2022, 08:34 AM
Poop
 
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Sticky fingers. Makes me physically ill, no to mention rage induced. I hate it, literally run to the sink to vigorously scrub myself to the bone when some unidentified invisible stickiness ends up between my digits.
 
Unread 06-09-2022, 08:36 AM
no fun
 
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Sticky fingers. Makes me physically ill, no to mention rage induced. I hate it, literally run to the sink to vigorously scrub myself to the bone when some unidentified invisible stickiness ends up between my digits.
It’s a great album with an iconic cover
 
Unread 06-09-2022, 09:33 AM
guerreiro
 
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Going to art galleries with the missus and her being near me when the glamorous sale bird starts chatting to me. Completely ruins the utter bullshit I want to say and ensuing daydream.
 
Unread 06-09-2022, 09:47 AM
dunk
 
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The family returning to the house having had it all to myself for a solid week.

f***ing hell being left completely to your own devices is bliss
 
Unread 06-09-2022, 12:22 PM
silv
 
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The family returning to the house having had it all to myself for a solid week.

f***ing hell being left completely to your own devices is bliss
I can't imagine that feeling anymore.

Its been so bloody long
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