What are you unreasonably intolerant about?

Originally Posted by TripDownMiseryLane

Cool as f*** posting bro. Have watched you from a warehouse in wherever to being a player in Dubai, one of the reasons I've stayed on fred is people like you, as open and honest as......

Show them your purple d*** and they will all become immediately pregnant

…to his grandad

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

The bloke's bang out of order saying that. It's one thing your mates taking the piss, but...

Yeah I’m actually angry on believes behalf tbh. Annoying me to think about. Should have glassed him

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

The bloke's bang out of order saying that. It's one thing your mates taking the piss, but...

Sounds like it’s free reign on old bellers

The lack of appreciation I get from the wife when I tell her what a hero I was for fixing our energy tariffs last year for 2 years EVERY SINGLE DAY

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

The bloke's bang out of order saying that. It's one thing your mates taking the piss, but...

I agree. Deserves a slap for that.

Originally Posted by Poop

Waking up at 3:20 in the morning with severe stomach cramps, running to the bog where you proceed to shit yout arse inside out, then returning to bed after 20 minutes of hell but not before trodding barefoot into a cold wet lump of cat vomit on the landing floor

I hate it when that happens

Taylor Hawkins.

Couldn’t stand the gormless gurning incessantly happy c*** or his shit music while he was alive, and even in death I’m utterly sick of hearing about him.

People who say “so therefore…”

The mild fear rush typing walking on a work/school group chat

Run dmc tshirts

Retail workers, mainly in clothes stores, asking me if I need any help whilst I'm browsing.

Leave me the f*** alone, if I need help I'll ask.

Originally Posted by Neo

Retail workers, mainly in clothes stores, asking me if I need any help whilst I'm browsing.

Leave me the f*** alone, if I need help I'll ask.

That's a good one. Completely agree as well.

Originally Posted by Patty_b

That's a good one. Completely agree as well.

I know they're asked to do it, and its part of their job, but its so f***ing annoying.

Actually makes me feel like I'm doing something I shouldn't when I tell them "I'm just looking".

People not saying “no problem” or a variation thereof when I say “thanks”. Won’t say thanks in future then, c***.

The HMRC website. A labyrinth of shite.

Originally Posted by Neo

I know they're asked to do it, and its part of their job, but its so f***ing annoying.

Actually makes me feel like I'm doing something I shouldn't when I tell them "I'm just looking".

It’s to warn off shoplifters pal. You must look shifty.

Sticky fingers. Makes me physically ill, no to mention rage induced. I hate it, literally run to the sink to vigorously scrub myself to the bone when some unidentified invisible stickiness ends up between my digits.

Originally Posted by Poop

Sticky fingers. Makes me physically ill, no to mention rage induced. I hate it, literally run to the sink to vigorously scrub myself to the bone when some unidentified invisible stickiness ends up between my digits.

It’s a great album with an iconic cover

Going to art galleries with the missus and her being near me when the glamorous sale bird starts chatting to me. Completely ruins the utter bullshit I want to say and ensuing daydream.

The family returning to the house having had it all to myself for a solid week.

f***ing hell being left completely to your own devices is bliss

Originally Posted by dunk

The family returning to the house having had it all to myself for a solid week.

f***ing hell being left completely to your own devices is bliss

I can't imagine that feeling anymore.

Its been so bloody long