What are you unreasonably intolerant about?

Weather is warm so the scrawny pasty scrotes are out in force again, shirts off and doing that walk where they look like they are carrying a watermelon under each arm.

I wish these morons could see themselves

Originally Posted by Poop

Weather is warm so the scrawny pasty scrotes are out in force again, shirts off and doing that walk where they look like they are carrying a watermelon under each arm.

I wish these morons could see themselves

Some fat p**** at the allotment always has his shirt off as soon as the sun comes out. Big horrible pot belly on him. His missus is a c*** as well. The c***s.

Originally Posted by Poop

Weather is warm so the scrawny pasty scrotes are out in force again, shirts off and doing that walk where they look like they are carrying a watermelon under each arm.

I wish these morons could see themselves

The minute the sun comes out here everyone thinks they're in Bondi.

Un-oiled me-too massive trampolines in gardens. Sun comes out, kids screaming and jumping all over them. Oil the springs ffs.

Young, able-bodied people using pedestrian crossings when they could easily cross at any point on a quiet road.

Just happened to me. Literally not another car on the road. Kid about 18. Stood and waited before pressing the button. Urge to mow him down was strong.

People in cars who slow down to let other cars coming the other way turn right in front of them, like they’re doing their good deed for the day, simultaneously causing a tailback behind them.

Same with people who come out of a side road directly in front of your car, when there’s no other car behind you for about a mile, then proceed to drive at about 15 mile an hour.

Gimps

Aliens being so disappointingly pimative that their crafts are able to crash

Originally Posted by est.1878

Aliens being so disappointingly pimative that their crafts are able to crash

At least they can spell.

Originally Posted by Sharders

At least they can spell.

They should have given us better spelling genomes when they hybrid'd us from chimps 30,000 years ago...

Originally Posted by est.1878

They should have given us better spelling genomes when they hybrid'd us from chimps 30,000 years ago...

Chris and Rosie Ramsey all over the bloody place

Originally Posted by redhegemony

5 stone, hairless Aliens just couldn't hack it on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke... Needed some of that chimp DNA to prosper on this planet...

Let's thread this...

Originally Posted by silv

Chris and Rosie Ramsey all over the bloody place

I caught my missus listening to their podcast.

So many words, so little comedy.

Originally Posted by Selhurst Samurai

I caught my missus listening to their podcast.

So many words, so little comedy.

I first listened a couple of times and tbf it wasn't that bad cos i thought she sounds quite fit.

turns out shes not

A car stopping to let you cross the road when there's nothing coming behind them
A slow walker a fair distance away but knowing you'll have to overtake in a few minutes

Originally Posted by liamb123

A slow walker a fair distance away but knowing you'll have to overtake in a few minutes

. yes!

got a work call seconds after the washing finished , 40 minutes ago, and am mentally throwing darts at his face in my unecessary hunger to get it drying

Originally Posted by est.1878

. yes!

got a work call seconds after the washing finished , 40 minutes ago, and am mentally throwing darts at his face in my unecessary hunger to get it drying

2022....
Housewife workers, have some self respect....

Hunter and gatherers turning in their funeral Pryors.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

2022....
Housewife workers, have some self respect....

Hunter and gatherers turning in their funeral Pryors.

the 1970s was 40 years ago..... This is why aliens are only weighing up being arsed to save us... under developed caveman brains...

Originally Posted by silv

I first listened a couple of times and tbf it wasn't that bad cos i thought she sounds quite fit.

turns out shes not

Always a massive disappointment when that happens.

Fit on the phone, add 5 stone.