The Derby (Build Up)

Originally Posted by Baron

Stuart Pearce's combined Utd & City XI...

Rooney.

This the first time this season we've had no injuries?

Everybody trained today (except Evans, which is even better news)

Originally Posted by elhombre

it's been said time and again...

just a win would do at the moment.

"I want them dead! I want their familys dead! I want their stadium burned to the ground! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on their ashes!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgoDvnebHRw

Originally Posted by The Watcher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgoDvnebHRw

i as much as anyone else want them slapped silly.... but a mauling is very unlikely. just win FFS.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

This the first time this season we've had no injuries?

Everybody trained today (except Evans, which is even better news)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=497ue0z_qfk

https://www.twitter.com/ManUtd/status/586537078583877632

https://www.twitter.com/ManUtd/status/586546590988554240

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Fellaini and Young, no Silva or Aguero

Edit: quoted wrong pic somehow. I think those things were called 'chads'

Originally Posted by Zorg

Fellaini and Young, no Silva or Aguero

I thought that was team news then you @#%&!

Totally relaxed about this. I normally hate Derby day as much as I hate playing those Scouse @#%&!s but I felt relaxed before Anfield and I'm in the same mindset now.

That doesn't mean I won't be having a few in town tomorrow mind....

Our under 16s and under 18s both beat City's today

Now just need the big boys to follow suit tomorrow

Originally Posted by wiganste

Totally relaxed about this. I normally hate Derby day as much as I hate playing those Scouse @#%&!s but I felt relaxed before Anfield and I'm in the same mindset now.

That doesn't mean I won't be having a few in town tomorrow mind....

Have been very weirdly relaxed. Went to that hotel football thing for a kids party today with quite a few Bert families present - was milling around amongst them like some kind of rat pack 'send those broads some champagne and tell them it's from big keith' type of routine. Smiles and 'well you never know, you've got some re-building to do of course but we're not still there yet' plesantries. Normally, I'd be scowling at them and trying to bell rim their fizzy lager.

Guaranteed to slap me in the face, £#%&!ing guaranteed. It literally always has. 2-1 to city.

i'm absolutely £#%&!ing hammered tbf but i £#%&!ing lo e united and we will do these tache bastards. all that money they have spent and look at the fycking state of them. love united, love fred. yes! we will win the league next season. i cnt wait. £#%&!ing yes! united united united!

manchester united 2 - 1 manchester city

Originally Posted by thatsfuctit

Utter %@#$&!s tbf. After every Derby I attended from the 80's to the 2000's, Manchester City centre was pretty much always dominated by United being pretty much everywhere. City snake off to shit holes like Hyde and heywood. The city has always been red. Not sure if it's still true tbf.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Fellaini and Young, no Silva or Aguero

Edit: quoted wrong pic somehow. I think those things were called 'chads'

Also something like 'Kilroy was here'.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

i'm absolutely £#%&!ing hammered tbf but i £#%&!ing lo e united and we will do these tache bastards. all that money they have spent and look at the fycking state of them. love united, love fred. yes! we will win the league next season. i cnt wait. £#%&!ing yes! united united united!

manchester united 2 - 1 manchester city

Heer hier!

We'll do them but Aguero will definitely score. I'm thinking 2-1 with Rooney and Fellaini getting the goals.

feel sick already, it's a bastard being up three hours earlier than everyone else as well. obvs not everyone.

3-1 City.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

i'm absolutely £#%&!ing hammered tbf but i £#%&!ing lo e united and we will do these tache bastards. all that money they have spent and look at the fycking state of them. love united, love fred. yes! we will win the league next season. i cnt wait. £#%&!ing yes! united united united!

manchester united 2 - 1 manchester city

I think carrick_fan has nicked duckers log in

United will nick it, 2-1.

Far from a classic, but a win is a win.

People who are talking about a hammering are off their bloody nut, Wonka.